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13 years ago
i made it to the corner once, but the stripper wouldn't go around the block with me.
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13 years ago
dude, i've gotten (is that a word? lol) girls naked in bikini clubs, but like you said, "at selective times"
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13 years ago
i just got home from a surprisingly inexpensive visit with a young/hot/friendly black escort that is just passing through my area followed up by a few rounds of drinks at a nearby bar tended by a longtime friend of mine that basically serves me for free, but i always tip her well, so my slightly muddled thoughts are that i just indulged in inexpensive sex and alcohol and i'm happy! :-)
i will add, fuck sexual prohibition!
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13 years ago
i'm way too far away from it to ever see it but if op is correct, mons is my type of club! :-)
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13 years ago
Doc_Holliday
09/25/11 9:06 PM
And not to be a complete dick,
^^
you're that and a p.o.s. cocksucker too!
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13 years ago
sat night in the akron clubs?
wear your bulletproof vest.
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13 years ago
^^
she must have told you 3 times eh canny?! ;-)
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13 years ago
he put himself into that situation but something like that can happen anywhere, wrong place wrong time.
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13 years ago
it was just charlie sheen.
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13 years ago
mikewazowski
09/30/11 9:56 PM
This was about twenty years ago, but I ordered an Absolut White Russian and watched the bar staff in a huddle. Finally the bartender came back and asked, "I know what a White Russian is but what do you put in it to make it an absolute one?"
^^
that's a good one! nobody ever accused bartenders of working for nasa! ;-)
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13 years ago
it doesn't look like a fake review, more like he couldn't think of anything else to say so he kept repeating it to meet the minimum word count to get his review accepted.
aka cheap way out.
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13 years ago
In your mother's and sister's mouths doc, but there are so many dicks already there, i'd get tired of standing in line!
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13 years ago
In all seriousness, I picked on troop because I know he posts ridiculous shit and could probably take it (turns out he can't. I was wrong, he's a whiny little bitch).
^^
don't compare what you said to anything i ever said here punk! you went way over the line and i hope that someday i can meet you and we'd find out which little bitch does the whining!
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13 years ago
as much as doug may have insulted and pissed some guys off here, he directed his comments towards them, not their family.
punk holiday has gone way past anything doug or anyone else here ever did and i believe he should be booted and banned from tuscl.
anyone agree with me?
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13 years ago
as yours too punk. we realize that you're all broke up that your mommy left you years ago to go live in a goat pen in afghanistan with all of the other goats that personally service the taliban in their caves. maybe she'll send for you some day so that you can suck some taliban cock too.
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13 years ago
on second thought i don't care who you were talking to.
fuck you! you're a fucking punk!
and mikey is right, you obviously don't have the balls to talk to somebody like that to their face because at the very least you would get your punk ass whipped so bad that you'd still be stinging from it. be glad that you can play your shit online here because it won't play face to face.
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13 years ago
hey doc,
i and i'm sure others are still waiting for your answer.
who were you directing that truck stop comment at?
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13 years ago
^^
who you directing that at doc?
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13 years ago
favorite club????
i live in friggin ohio!
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13 years ago
oh, i'll be back to read your answers later, going out for a couple drinks now.
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13 years ago
i suspect that there is one "female" on tuscl that is really a guy but it's not lopaw. i believe lopaw is a she.
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13 years ago
lol, i was just now going to post this story.
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13 years ago
lol guys, that's what i meant to say, rough night. duh
we still need an edit button.
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13 years ago
women's little holes were made close together for a purpose.
stick your thumb in her pussy and your index finger in her pussy and pick her up like a 6 pack.