Posts by JohnSmith69

What's the perfect breakfast for a member of TUSCL?

So I recently looked up an old girlfriend from high school. She holds a special place in my memory. We dated for about two years. She was the first woman I ever fucked, and she gave me my first…

Q. Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?

A PL's wife was very suspicious when one day she found a small wooden box hidden in his sock drawer. It contained three golf balls and $2,000 in cash. She confronted him, and he was so unprepared for her discovery that…

I know we are too emotionally fragile to seriously discuss the income that us PLs make. However, I thought we could handle a discussion of dancer annual income. I have some new insights into this issue based upon…

In light of Shadowcat's posting of the details of what will surely be the end of the Pink Pony to idiotic bureaucrats, I thought it was time for an encouraging reminder that this sort of shit by city governments doesn't…

A couple days ago I asked for input on the reason why my ATF refused oral sex this week, but was willing to engage in any and all other sexual activities. I offered some potential reasons, and some of…

A couple days ago I asked for input on the reason why my ATF refused oral sex this week, but was willing to engage in any and all other sexual activities. I offered some potential reasons, and some of…

The ATF who formerly had no SS now has a new form of shit. I'm setting up a date with her for this week, and she's good to go except she now says no oral sex. This is…

I'm planning to do a lot of clubbing in the next few months in Santa Clara County cities like San Jose and Palo Alto. I know that San Francisco probably has better clubs, but I can't afford the…

Since I (like most of you, except of course for jerikson40) am turned on by hot women having sex with one another, I've been curious about how many dancers are either lesbian or bisexual. I've been asking dancers…

No, I have no reason to think that founder is selling. But, if the opportunity arose, I was wondering if any of our high earning members could or would buy it. I ran the domain name through a bunch of online…