I gotta get one of these. Anybody wanna compete? You fuck your ATF. I'll fuck my DS. And we will see (1) which guy has the most thrusts before orgasm, and…
The glossary defines "RTW" as "Putting bills into a stripper's garter all the way around her leg and making her look like a Christmas Tree with money."
This raises several questions in my mind.
1.…
Diva, I want a lap dance with you.
I've got more money than these other guys (except Dougster and LMN), and I'm ready to spend it too.
A disgusting pig you may say, but then again I'm…
So what, we get drunk
So what, we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what, we fuck young strippers
That’s how it’s supposed to be
Living old, divorced, and free
Yeah, uh you know what?
She makes…
I gotta be careful fucking the DS. We often go on high induced fucking marathons for an hour or more, interrupting the change in positions with short bouts of oral love. But I…
She says at least a half-dozen times that I look exactly like her father. A couple of times I catch her staring intently into my face before she says it. At the same…