Posts by JohnSmith69

For some of us, a burn phone is often essential when communicating with strippers for a variety of obvious reasons. However, I have always found the burn phone impractical and irritating. It seems half the time I can't…

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The following is a dream I had last night. I'm not making this up. I'm not nearly creative enough to come up with this shit in my conscious mind. I was in bed fucking a cute stripper. She was vaguely familiar,…

Shadow posted this link about a legislative bill to require strippers to get a license in Texas. http://smallbusiness.foxbusiness.com/legal-hr/2013/01/23/strippers-in-texas-may-soon-need-license-to-dance/ While the bill overall is lame and stupid, I did think it had one smart idea. It would require strippers to get regular…

In a recent discussion, most said they would prefer a HJ to a covered BJ. That surprised me. I wonder if the HJ crowd has considered titty fucking as an alternative. It takes the right set of…

In several other countries, I have experienced the phenomenon of white guys pay more. Whenever the natives see me coming, they automatically raise the prices because I'm clearly from a western country. It got to the point one…

I'm not sure if this has been discused before, but the top ten clubs lists on this site are seriously screwed up. Just a couple of examples: “Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party” is listed as the third best strip club…

Why did God give women a vagina? 1. To help them grip the broom more tightly 2. So men would talk to them 3. Because the Flesh Light hadn't been invented yet 4. To give them a purpose in life 5. Because…

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. One man to do the screwing, and nine wives to tell him all the different reasons he is doing it wrong. So, what would it be like to have multiple wives?…

How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.