Posts by JohnSmith69

I was looking at strip clubs for a recent trip to San Franciscoly SF clubs suck ( horribly overpriced and mostly clothed lap dances) which may explain SJG's fascination with AMPs. So I started looking at clubs in nearby…

I need some advice from those of you who have taken a stripper on a date to a club. For a change, this does not involve my DS. Yes, I have other strippers in my life. You…

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We are going to VIP, and I find out that she just got out of VIP with some loser. She realizes that I'm thinking, "I don't want sloppy seconds" so she volunteers that she doesn't have sex in the…

Since our brother GAC is going broke paying for strippers, I thought it might be helpful to identify all super discount clubs in the US for him. I would define a super discount club as one that has full…

This is the latest installment in my continuing saga of the most sexually satisfying woman I have ever encountered. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, they got better. A lot better. So we…

when he said a few weeks ago "You're only as old as the women you fuck." Well, tonight I am 19 years old, and it is fucking awesome! Life is good my brothers and sisters. If I die tonight,…

Everything I need to know about strip clubs, I learned in kindergarten Ask before you touch If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards When you want something badly, always say please Be friendly If it…

I realize that adding a term to the tuscl glossary is a Herculean task akin to amending the Constitution. Nevertheless, there are 27 amendments to the Constitution despite how difficult it is to change that sacred document. So, it's…

Early last week I reported on my dream stripper. Executive summary: she's an incredibly beautiful redhead with a perfect body including unbelievably huge natural breasts. A girl next door 10 who had only been stripping for a week…

What strippers say and what they really mean. Please feel free to make your own additions. I'm in school ... means ... I took a class at a community college once I'm in a relationship... means ... I live…

It’s rare these days that I go to a city where I don’t know something about the clubs, but I’m headed to SF and I’ve never been to a club there. I’ve read the reviews, and frankly I’m…