Posts by JohnSmith69

Last night I'm leaving the lap dance area with my ATF to be. A guy in front of me is paying for 4 dances ($80) with all $1 bills. It takes the bouncer a few minutes to count…

So yesterday I'm texting with a dancer that I hope to see this week. She seems more sexy and flirty than usual, so I suggest 0TC instead of the club. We've been discussing OTC for a few…

His writing is verbose and lengthy to say the least, But if you want the history of something in Santa Clara county, you're in for a feast. Has he ever been to a strip club or had sex with a woman?…

The king says the dancer must be willing to give me an LDK. Well king, I've got to admit, that would certainly be ok. But, if I can get the girl to suck on my dick. That's something that really does the trick. And…

Jerikson, can Valerie please come out and play? Looks like it's going to be a slow day and we need a ROB to stir things up.

When a cute girl that I haven't seen on stage asks me if I want a dance, assuming that it's a full contact club, I usually have only one question besides possibly price negotiations. The one question is: are…

Jerikson40’s post have irritated me for quite some time, but until now I’ve never quite been able to identify exactly why that was so. In several recent posts, I have suggested…

I'm kind of tired of going to clubs alone all the time, so I thought it might be fun to meet up with some other TUSCL members on my travels. I know where some of you club, but…

Signs that your wife is dead A: The quality of the sex stays the same but the dirty dishes pile up in the kitchen sink The nasty smell no longer comes from just between her legs She stops saying no every time you…

The bacon shake. http://usat.ly/1tDf5o2

Every few days we get a post from some guy who has either just signed up for the site, or posted 1-2 reviews in the past ten years, who asks some version of “what’s the best club in x city”…

John works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she surprises him with a trip for both of them to a local…