Posts by JohnSmith69

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Warm sunshine, gorgeous women, full nude full service clubs, the beach, and the opportunity to see Papi Chulo mode in the person. It doesn't get much better than that. It's time for the mid winter Miami meet up, and this…

http://acidcow.com/pics/8268-funny-and-strange-men-39-pics.html I don't want to reveal everyone so I'll limit it to these three: 3 is obviously Motörhead 26 is SJG while he was a student at San Jose High 28 is Rech and one of the twins Trust me, I've met…

Fill in the blank If you could invent -----, you'd be the richest man in the world. My answer: a bottle containing youthful exuberance, extraordinary beauty, unbridled eroticism, and huge natural tits. In the exact combination that I had last night.…

Here are the candidates for PL of the Year. Please vote by number, and feel free to defend your vote. If you or your alias votes more than once, all votes will be disqualified. Voting is over…

Ricky walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Ricky says, "John, what are you so happy for?" "Well Ricky, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was…

This is probably the last one of the year 68-year-old Home Depot worker rode his bike across town while wearing a French maid outfit and a chastity belt so he could be dominated by an escort. He was riding his…

I was doing a google search on female reproductive anatomy to try and figure out my stripper with the crooked vagina. During my research, I inadvertently discovered how Mons Venus got its name. “Mons Veneris: This is a fancy…

I had no idea that women have a part of their anatomy called the mons veneria. OK. Some of you are going to say I’m lying. I admit that up front. If some of you posted…

I can't seem to get over thinking about fucking a girl in the ass. I'm frankly a little scared to do it, but I think I'm probably going to end up there so why not go ahead and try…

Name that Stripper I have no idea how to manage this, but I have a new regular dancer. She joins video girl, free girl, DS I, and DS II. She needs a nickname. Here's a little bit about her.…

I've got an itc bbbjcim scheduled for this evening with a new stripper that I've only seen once before. She's a gorgeous redhead with huge natural tits so I'm very excited. Not a DS candidate however because she's…