Posts by JohnSmith69

Or This Morning's High Fact for the old fogeys who have already gone to bed. Truth: It is impossible to get high, listen to Marriage of Figaro (or almost anything else by Mozart), and not…

Have you ever watched soap operas? In college, a bunch of guys in my fraternity used to watch the Guiding Light. It was absurd but we couldn't stop watching. So my life with strippers…

I got lost in the hot tub. Totally lost. Four different times. It was almost as scary as the balloon guns at the Miami black dive.

How having a dinner date with a MILF is different than with a stripper: You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up. Her breasts are never…

Next week it looks like my travels will take me to the strip club Mecca of Atlanta. I'll hit Follies Wednesday afternoon March 9, and probably a lower mileage club like Cheetah Wednesday and/or…

I recently had my first date with a very fuckable MILF. She's the only one that has turned me on somewhat. If she had been a stripper when she was 18, she would've been…

The stick figures at the top of the tuscl page where a faceless woman in black (I hope its a woman) is giving a blow job to a faceless man in black .... is one of…

I really don't want to get into an argument with Nina. I really don't. But Nina you should understand this. The weed says that I must share this. So I must. …

Have you ever faked an orgasm? I never have but apparently some guys do. http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/18-guys-whove-actually-admitted-to-faking-orgasms?utm_term=.ljGEOK7eD#.npjnR3DX5