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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
My views on tats have evolved a little bit. Any significant number of tats used to be a complete deal breaker every time. Now, if the girl is really cute and just my type, I can manage to overlook some tats. But they still never turn me on.
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8 years ago
I forgot the most important element. Start smoking weed.
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8 years ago
This is easy. You should go to strip clubs befind her back, find a DS, fall in love and spend a quick $150K fucking the hell outta your obsession, get divorced, and then find a DC
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8 years ago
I've played pool with a stripper itc but that's all I can think of.
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8 years ago
This really doesn't strike me as being so bad. At least the men all got pussy before all their shit was taken. Most wives would just go straight to the stealing his stuff stage and skip the sex.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
JS69 marries his DC and they adopt a kid, only so JS69 can bring in DS1 as an "Au Pair."
Holy shit that is a wonderful dream. In fact, if I didn't have a DC, I know I could have a threesome with DS I and DS III. Cause DS I will do anything to get me back, theyre both bisexual, DS III is a huge slut, and I'd pay them a fortune.
Shailynn, this is a creative post. Mary Jane is laughing her ass off.
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8 years ago
When I was married I would've said I can't talk right now and quickly left
Today, I hope I'd say something like "because she's only 18, she is one of the hottest woman I've ever seen, she kisses me with passion, and I can fuck her completely bare and natural whenever I desire. Oh yeah, she always swallows too."
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8 years ago
I agree with those who said that you should take it slow. Go to several clubs, stage tip, get lap dances, and have fun. Once you're very familiar with how strip clubs and strippers work which will take a while, then you can start to think about having extra fun. And if you want specific advice on particular clubs or dancers, you need to become known here so people know that you're not LE.
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8 years ago
I know that I'm not one to judge. But still. This is incredibly pathetic even by tuscl standards.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
The $1K that I paid DS I and II for a date is the most.
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8 years ago
Dancers often invite me to the outside smoking area so we can smoke weed together from my vape. Only good things can come from getting a stripper high.
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8 years ago
In 2016 I went down from six figure spending on strippers to low five figure spending. In 2017 I might be below 10K for the first time in at least a decade.
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8 years ago
Why the fuck would you want three of those things?
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8 years ago
Shadow is right, it happens all the time at Follies. At other clubs it's more rare.
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8 years ago
The dog joke was racist. I'm offended.
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8 years ago
More insanity from the land of fruits and nuts. But I'll still go there to buy weed and see Yosemite.
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8 years ago
Not sure why you didn't like on line dating. It worked great for me. I had over a dozen dates in 3 or so months.. Fucked two of them. Could easily have ducked two others but they seemed bat shit crazy so I passed. Could've fucked several of the others if I'd been willing to invest in another date or two. And then I found a D.C. who is saving me a tremendous fortune because I don't pay to fuck 18 year olds anymore. It's a wonderful change of pace to have a woman suck my dick because she wants to instead of because she has to.
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8 years ago
Gawker usually has the best stories. Including this time.
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8 years ago
Flag, DS II never fucked any other customer. I'm positive of it. I was the only otc customer of DS I for a while, and I was by far her most regular customer, but the little slut did eventually play around for money on occasion. I believe I was the only customer of DS III, but that was
mostly cause her life was too ducked up for another man to put up with it. But she did fuck several guys for free. I took a big risk to duck her bare. But she was the youngest and felt the tightest.
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8 years ago
Late last year when I I ducked video girl, she said that I didn't need to wear a condom. I'm not sure why she offered, but I think it feels better for her bare. Plus she had swallowed my cum a few dozen times and never caught anything so I think she was convinced that i was safe.
I had always fucked DS I, II, and III bareback but was afraid to do that with video girl because I know she does otc with some other customers. So even though I really wanted to feel the confines of her tight young vagina with my bare skin, I put the condom on.
Towards the end I was fucking her doggie and was about to cum. Right before the end, on impulse, I pulled out, tore off the condom, plunged back in bare, and deposited my load 30 seconds later deep inside her.
Afterwards she was pissed. Apparently the offer to fuck bareback was not intended to include cumming inside her. But I assured her that i as snipped and pregnancy was not an issue. Then I paid her and she quickly got over it.
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8 years ago
Spearmint Rhino and Bourbon St do have very hot dancers. But most girls there have fake tits which disqualifies them from my list. Thats the reason that I did not list them.
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8 years ago
what scat said
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8 years ago
I'm decades older than strippers so genuine dating is not an option. The best I can hope for is the rare free fuck. But I do know and understand strippers. And if I I was your age I'd definitely go for it. Sure drama is inevitable but it gives you good stories to tell. Just imagine how boring tuscl would be if guys like gawker chose not to shoot up heroin with a stripper.
Btw gawker, the John story is very funny.
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8 years ago
Glad I'm not on desertscrub's Christmas card list.
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8 years ago
If you go to strip clubs long enough you'll end up ducking a dancer in what you thought was a strictly non-extras club. It's happened to me 4-5 times in 20 + years.