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8 years ago
Jack you scared the poor young thing but that's ok. Dream strippers take patience to develop. Try her again in a couple of weeks. My guess is that either blow jobs will be on the menu by them or she'll be back at Burger King.
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8 years ago
In 1000s of strip club visits, I can only think of twice that I have asked a club employee to get a dancer for me. Both times were when I was a newbie and didn't know any better.
You are always better getting the dancer yourself. Asking for help marks you as a newbie who can be taken advantage of. If you don't know how to get a dancer yourself post a thread on that subject and learn how.
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8 years ago
I have no idea what she said but her name is Random Asshole.
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8 years ago
Strippers that I've never met say that they know me all the time. I tell them they're mistaken but that's ok cause all ATM cards and wallets look pretty much the same.
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8 years ago
Juice I'll buy you 4 lap dances if you come. Quit the grocery store job and come bag a stripper. Same offer to GoVikings and Papi if you travel to Atlanta, 4 dances. Scat I'll PM you a reminder.
Cum get ur dick rubbed at Follies.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Here's how marijuana works. For five minutes I thought this post was about Donald Trump doing something to strippers in Washington DC.
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8 years ago
Maybe it's the marijuana but I can't tell one titty fag from the other. I think I have them all ignored.
Dougster is civil? Ats funny.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Too bad your DC isn't a bisexual strip club freak. Mine isn't either.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Shailyn, where the fuck do you find time for a wife. You are a slut. By the way, Mary is curious, does the DC know about the wife? I assume not but if that's the case how do you keep all of those worlds from accidentally colliding?
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8 years ago
Guys will fuck a mail box and a picnic table so I guess it's no surprise that they will also fuck big fat ugly women.
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8 years ago
Excellent news. If I lived there I'd buy that judge also dance.
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
My system doesn't work on rich girls. Besides, while she's exactly my type, she is getting up there in age.
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8 years ago
Thanks ski. I figured you probably knew clubs in the area.
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8 years ago
Terrible. I bet the stripper was high. She should go to prison but some asshole lawyer will probably got her off. I hope the bartender is ok.
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8 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Men don't get a day Papi. We have to work every day to support all of the women in our lives.
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8 years ago
When I think of the DS, I never fantasize about her asshole. So I'm most like gonna pass on the astroglide wild ride. But shailynn makes sense as he often does. I'm going to take her to a different club.
Next question for anyone still reading the thread. Should I take her to a high mileage place with extras, or should I take her to an eye candy place. She will be ok with whatever I chose. I can't decide if I want to try for a threesome with a cute young stripper or save her for myself in the hotel room.
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8 years ago
Men are rightly made out to be sex obsessed idiots when it comes to members of the opposite sex that they are attracted to. But this suggests that women are no different. And these female teachers going ape shit for some teen dick are almost always kinda cute young MILFs who are married, the last women that you'd expect to be so out of control. Life is like a box of chocolates.
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8 years ago
The best weed for an large group including strippers for the entire evening would only cost a couple of grand at the very most, and probably a lot less than that. What an incredible waste.
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8 years ago
Fake tits are a horrible abomination. I have rejected dancers before without seeing them naked because I was almost positive that their breasts had to be bolt ons. Then I see them later when it's too late to play and damn if they aren't completely natural. I hate assuming the worst but I just have a complete and total lack of interest in any girl with fake tits no matter how otherwise perfect she may be.
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8 years ago
Papi, NO. Corvus, I like the idea but the DS lives a long distance from the ball and chain. Them together in the same town is highly unlikely.
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8 years ago
whodey, I like it. However, any video that I send the old ball and chain will likely end up being seen by my children.
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8 years ago
The dress doesn't remind me of the bitch. I haven't seen the dress in decades and I have no clue what it looks like except it's white and has frill. All wedding dresses look pretty much the same to me.
I am going to look into selling it if thats an option. But the DS option is kind of growing in me.
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8 years ago
I still think that the advantages of legal weed far outweigh the disadvantages. The most obvious advantage is that you don't have to worry about LE, and you don't have to be involved with dealers. I've bought weed from drug dealers with strippers several times, and I hate it. I sit in the car in this nasty neighborhood holding a gun while my young stripper goes into some thugs partment to make the buy. I don't need that shit.
And while the quality of the flower may sometimes not be as good, the quality and availability of edibles and concentrates is vastly superior under legalized weed. Also the selection of all forms of marijuana is simply amazing in a good legal store.
For those of you who don't do marijuana, you should start. Trust John and skibum, we are lawyers after all. And nothing besides perhaps viagra can enhance a strip club experience like some good MaryJane.