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8 years ago
I love you EmilyThe DS reunion is coming up in late March. I wonder what a post from Molly looks like?
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8 years ago
I love you EmilyOk. Maybe I fucked up. Just trying to be funny. Better go read something from SJG instead.
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8 years ago
I love you EmilyPM me if you don't want the others to know. I won't tell.
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8 years ago
I love you EmilyEmily, please just tell me this one thing. Are you a redhead?
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8 years ago
I love you EmilyShe's never even given me a lap dance. I swear.
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8 years ago
I love you EmilyDon't get pissed Founder. I don't want to get band like shadowcat.
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8 years ago
How similar are your favorite dancers?My favs are limited to my type -- white, pale skin, young, natural B-D cups, redhead or blond, gorgeous face, sweet disposition, fun, loves weed, not thick or overweight, and swallows (only DS II refused to swallow).
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8 years ago
Strippers use Butt Spray?"they sure do look quite ordinary before they get all dolled up"
Sure some of them do but lots don't. I've watched lots of them coming in to work, and I've woken up with several of them in the morning before they even see a bathroom. Some of those girls are extraordinarily hot and fuckable without the slightest hint of makeup or dressing up.
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8 years ago
For guys that love suicide chicksDo they call them auicide chicks cause they make you want to commit suicide?
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8 years ago
For guys that love suicide chicksI can't tell what the real girl under all of that crap really looks like. I don't think she's hot but I can't be sure.
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8 years ago
Being a regularOnly in the past 3-4 years have I had steady regulars, and I strongly prefer it. The improved service and increased reliability from gorgeous girls that I hand pick more then outweighs the negatives. Sure I still sometimes play with new girls for variety, and to look for new regulars. But I usually prefer a night with one of my regular strippers.
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8 years ago
My idea of a DS using Stricked John Smith Formula according to JuiceDamn Juice. She's perfect. She actually looks a lot like my DS, except my DS has somewhat shorter hair and it's a little darker shade of red. The little head and Mary Jane both say that we'd pay $1K for a lengthy bareback erotic girlfriend date with her.
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8 years ago
whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
How would this law handle LDKsThe "law" as described in the article would only prohibit self stimulated male orgasms. So no need to worry about an LDK or handjob unless those fall within the particular state's definition of prostitution or some other "crime."
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8 years ago
All in the familywhat a sad family. I hope I get to met them next week
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8 years ago
Pay attentionski, you have a lot going for you and you have good stripper and sex stories. But even to me, a successful lawyer who can pretty much afford to do whatever the fuck I want to do, you come across as an arrogant prick when you tell your stories. Try a little humility. It's something that our profession desperately needs. For example, why not just tell the stripper sex story without telling everybody how you threw her number away because she is nothing to you and you have such a great life that you don't need her. I'm not trying to start an insult fest, just making a genuine suggestion that would help you and the board if you could actially take it to heart.
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8 years ago
Sharia law isn't all bad.So if a guy wears tshirt that says "Talaq Talaq Talaq" does that mean that he can never get married.
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8 years ago
LDK modeI could not get hard for hat.
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8 years ago
Denied EntryI usually dress very casually, but I've never been denied entry to a club.
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8 years ago
Black-light testing Minneapolis sex businessesIf theyd just put some fucking tissues in the VIP rooms then the girls wouldn't have to spit in the floor.
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8 years ago
Pussy aestheticsI prefer big meaty lips that stick out or a tiny pink little pussy. DS I and III were tiny and pink. DS II was big and meaty.
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8 years ago
Dealing With Dancers That OvercountA couple of times I've told the girls that I will either pay what they ask and never get a dance from them again, or I will pay for the actual number of songs and we can keep seeing each other. Both times the girl said pay her what she claimed so I did and never spent another penny on them.
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8 years ago
Is it even fair to call strip clubs titty bars anymore?B cups are the norm but I still see lots of Cs and some Ds.
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8 years ago
Not my Dream StripperTo convince them to be my girlfriends ....
The DS took one club visit.
DS II took three club visits.
DS III took two club visits and one no sex dinner date.
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8 years ago
Strip club bouncers throw customer head first into wall and repeatedly kick anot"After the attack one of the victims' mothers arrived at the club and took the two men home...."
Not their proudest moment.
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8 years ago
Buying drinksIn the right kind of club I let them take hits off my vape. It works better and faster than alcohol.