Comments by CTQWERTY (page 43)

I believe when I created my user handle CT was taken. Not wanting to spend too much time with it, I added the QWERTY as I doubted anyone else had such.

GMD, I met a sweet little blonde at the San Diego Vu who said she likes the same thing. We ought to hook them up!

Someone told me about the ROB experience. All I can say is: 4 stars the first time, 2 stars the second, and 0 stars the third. Not a good trend.

Oh I'm glad I didn't eat at Dreamgirls! Though I'm sure the cashier gal would warn patrons upon their entry about the food, in hopes of filling her giant tip bowl as a reward... Bogart's?! Actually the food at "The Christmas in July Party" was catered -- and VERY GOOD! Otherwise, it seems everything else on the munchies menu is deep fried, which could hide a multitude of sins...

How could he turn down Detroit?!

Who says quality doesn't matter anymore??? Dave, I'm guessing little Dave had the extra fun at Little Daddy's. If that's the club on the north end of Kokomo, I've been there (VIP area up a flight of stairs by the bar.) Same with the club on the southeast side of the city. Though one is called Big Daddy's.

Yeah, but the guy tried to penetrate his wife by taking a run from the other side of the room ... missed, and must've experienced new amounts of pain most of us will never know!

I wonder whether Haley had anything to do with it? Afterall, money spent lingerie shop means it doesn't go to her, unless she's now working there... and she's got a lot of dogs to feed!

I got off (I-75 north) the wrong direction on 8 Mile Rd., going east instead of west. As a result, I pulled into Tycoon's (which was on my list for the evening) but asked the valets (two guys walked up) for directions to The Penthouse Club. They wer very nice in pointing me the other way without any beef. I did come back to Tycoon's later in the evning though, so I did give them some business!

Wow, I wonder whether Art's noble endeavor will make it to Stripperweb?

Thanks, Minnow. GMD, O'Farrell Theater was the location for the "Behind the Green Door" porno. San Francisco's liberal citizenry allows MBOT the space to proclaim itself "The Place for Public Sex in America." I could be wrong, but I don't think they've been busted. Rather what will get "busted" for 9-out-of-10 guys is their wallet.

Mitchel Brothers is worth a visit to take in it's Disneyland parallels (multiple rooms each with a theme.) Shadowcat understates it's supply of condoms though: there are baskets of them in each, um, VIP room. Further, it bills itself as "The Place for Public Sex in America." Just know that it's going to cost you. $40 cover (though only $20 if you arrive during the first hour they open), and then ridiculous prices for extra services if you're so inclined. Gold Club had the best-looking gals when I was last there. One can sit stageside and tip out the $1s to take in all the eye candy. Lappers at GC are over-priced for what one gets. Crazy Horse is the reigning value champ. Stageside seating and tipping can get one an unusual amount of interaction, and it's only for a few $1s per song per dancer. Lappers are $20 and okay, but VIP dances have been 3 for $100, and well, there are kleenex boxes in the units, and indeed some gals offer quite a bit more. Other clubs, like Market Street Cinema and New Century have been nightmare rip-off joints for TUSCL members. Go read the reviews for your own benefit. Last, BEWARE the "Free Tour". MANY dancers at San Francisco clubs will latch onto a guy just inside the door (to keep other dancers away) and strong-arm you on a tour of the club, which ALWAYS winds up in the club's dance rooms/cubicles, etc. The purpose is to drain your club money asap, and generally comes with low, teasing mileage such as to get you to spend more. If you're smart, refuse the "free tour", grab a seat near the stage, and tell those in 'vampire mode' you want to watch a rotation of gals before buying dances. P.S. I have a low opinion of Hustler Club. It looks upscale and may or may not have attractive dancers on shift, but the mileage is LOW.

Yup, Sam had a gal I'd had before on his recent trip to Detroit ... unfortunately she was in a foul mood for Sam!

Along the same lines as Steve but a bit more sexual: "I'm usually hard to get off" after she reports having had two Os.

VM, I was in Tycoon's VIP when the bouncer announced a raid and told everyone to grab their stuff and get out. Turned out to be a false alarm...

Shadow, head for Toronto. Prices quoted will be higher than Detroit, but one can quote Detroit prices to negotiate with. Doing so worked. There's at least 4 high mileage clubs to visit (in close proximity to each other -- Million Dollar, Cannonball Cabaret, Midway Invader, and Locomotion), and a bunch of massage parlors. The suburb to find lodging in or near is Mississauga (or however it's spelled.)

Art, I'm going to guess, since the four clubs seem to have the same ownership (they share the same website), the gals rotate or choose to move between the different clubs with regularity. One beautiful gal at Cannonball told me after her shift ended she was off to Locomotion for the night shift. So the best advice would seemingly be, if you aren't motivated by the talent at the club you're at, bounce to one of the other three. With no cover, that behavior is practically encouraged.

I'd try The Men's Club first, followed by Fantasy Girls. If those don't work (and in-club mileage in Reno is poor), there's The Mustang Ranch on the outskirts. You won't have much trouble finding a taxi driver who knows how to get there, as all the taxis are adorned with Mustang ads and a run to the ranch costs a fare of a small fortune.

At what point does it become a good idea to move to Toronto? Afterall, Detroit is about 4 hours away, and can serve as a backup?

Art, I think I passed a gal in the hall of my hotel in Detroit who fit the bill. Dressed up like she's ready for night at a dance club, she was walking down the hall looking for a room number. I wonder how often it occurs? Saturday night I met a dancer who said she was staying two hotels north of mine at the airport. She offered to "come over after her boyfriend fell asleep." I declined.

Sam, I believe it's Toronto suburbs. Farmerart said the women were better looking at Million Dollar than Cannonball, so I looked up the reviews and found the above.

Didn't know this prior, but dancers at Bogart's apparently get one free drink on their shift. One dancer mad mention of it at the start of her evening shift.

Yeah, Vince, THAT'S exactly what I was thinking when she told about "the uncle". When it played out, I was like yeah, another example of "the stuff" one can't make up...

John's Hot Spot, Henry's North, Henry's South, Bogart's. I am unsure about Leggs. It used to be one of the three clubs on the free cover oasses (along with Bogart's and Henry's North), but I've never been there. John's Hot Spot underwent a remodel due to a fire I think. So it actually looks somewhat decent inside. The others, well ...

Art, the other dancers would've let me have it for sure! But as to what you're alluding to, that's why I have to wonder what "the uncle" was thinking ...