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3 years ago
Still better than bullshit. And I can *lose* fat.
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3 years ago
“Bullshit”?
Yeah, it’s what you’re full of.
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3 years ago
You didn’t say she was his “type”, you said “ATF”. That designation implies a certain level of interaction. Someone with Skittles’ demonstrated personality would never be interested in someone like scrub. Implying she would is an insult.
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3 years ago
A fair bit. As a programmer, it’s pretty common to use it.
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3 years ago
Why you gotta be disrespectful of Skittles that way?
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3 years ago
I can’t imagine letting a hooker stay with me <em>at all</em>, much less under those conditions.
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3 years ago
If you can’t afford the game, stay home and jack off. Or go find some cracked out street hooker to give you a gummy.
As a percentage of my income, the cost of pussy In clubs has been pretty consistent over the years. There have been some fluctuations, both up and down, but it’s pretty much kept pace relative to the rest of the economy.
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3 years ago
A male turkey's reproductive organ is on its chest. In the US, food turkeys' breasts have gotten so big that this organ isn't long enough to reach the female's apparatus.
The job I don't want is to be the guy jerking off turkeys so that the females can be inseminated.
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3 years ago
Every time I hear another story about this guy, I like him more.
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3 years ago
I've done this more than a little in the last few years, from the top, not the bottom. Surprising how many strippers are actually turned on by a little light BDSM. Nothing extravagant of course; the ropes, whips, and clamps are reserved for OTC.
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3 years ago
I had a dancer once come out of the dressing room, see me, and introduce herself:
Her: Hi, what's your name. I'm Buttercup.
Me: Hi, I'm Westley.
She didn't get it.
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3 years ago
"Slobbyist. But thank god he's no desertscrub."
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3 years ago
Well, violet and rose, of course...
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3 years ago
Lesbian couples are the best partners, as long as they're not <em>completely</em> lesbian. It's an absolute joy to watch two women who truly enjoy each other.
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3 years ago
Women who like giving head give the best head. There's a local chick who's pretty thin who gives some of best head I've ever gotten. Top 5 at least. She'll go as long as I want without bitching, her tongue does <em>not</em> get tired, goes slow and deep, loves having her head pushed down when I nut. Her only real fault is that she doesn't really like to be fucked, but will gush all over the place if you use some kind of toy on her.
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3 years ago
If I'm counting strippers and/or hookers, it's in the 200-ish range. Non-sex workers probably less than 50.
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3 years ago
With the exception of one person, "romance" has not been a part of it. A good time, conversation, joking, kissing, fondling, and obviously sex. I've never seen any profit in treating a woman like a whore who's willing to fuck an old, fat, ugly guy with a tiny dick. Completely aside from the cash remuneration, I tend to like to try to have her enjoy it as well, to the extent she's willing and I'm able.
I'm not looking for love, though a little casual affection wouldn't be rejected.
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3 years ago
Well, I'm a dumbass.
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3 years ago
My advice, based on some of what my ATF used to tell me, is to make it <em>all</em> your partner, at least to start with. Many dancers seem to avoid couples because the perception is that the woman is being "forced" to be there, and could resent dancers paying attention to her man. Making it all about her could alleviate some of those concerns.
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3 years ago
Damn. I was through there yesterday. :(
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3 years ago
Yes. There's one in a local club. She's been cancer free for I think a couple of months. I just found out about it a few weeks ago. She's not particularly hot, though she's not unattractive in a Papi_Chulo mode way, but she's a sweetheart, and I get dances from her on a semi-regular basis.
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3 years ago
"Also telling me if police come in they can tell me to take off my bra to check if I got pasties/nipple tape on?? "
"I don't consent to any searches."
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3 years ago
There's a dancer here who sometimes works as a bartender as well. She's gonna turn 65 this year.
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3 years ago
The Bob Newhart show where he ran a B&B with his wife.