If dancers wrote a review of you, what would they probably say?
Saw this post, which I thought was interesting .https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/commen…
I really doubt anything like this would ever take off, ever. But it was an interesting thought on there. More interesting than “OMG what should my stage name be” anyways
Feel free to make guesses of how fellow tuscl members would be reviewed as well.
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something along those lines
What the dancers say to me is I'm less pervy and more respectful than other customers and I never cause them any problems. This is probably true about me not causing problems because my parents said I never caused them any problems growing up and my boss at work says, unlike my coworkers, I never cause her any problems. Dancers also say I look younger than my age of 65. That may even be somewhat true because my mother says I'm unusual for someone my age in still having all my hair and no beer gut, my high school friends say I'm the only person they know who is recognizably the same person as I was in high school, and my coworkers all think I'm younger than I really am.
But, even as a regular, you'll rarely get much contemplation from your favs. If you want to have any shot at being contemplated by her with any depth, pay her what you'd pay for a half-hour VIP to just sit and talk with you for a half-hour. Just out of pride/dignity, people don't take a personal interest in someone who isn't reciprocating.
Mostly they think, you'll probably take up X amount of time and they expect to get Y dollars. If Y is high enough with X being reasonably low, you'll be a reg in spite of having a list of annoyances at various levels. She'll memorize strategies she's used successfully to get you to dial back on your annoying behaviors (and spend more in less time).
I think I'm generally good at not being annoying to the typical dancer. Except for teasing them about their babies that were stolen by dingos.
“He was on time, paid, and left with no issues.”
That’s it, that is all the FSSW’s of seattle want to know. They don’t care if you are fat or stupid or have a big dick or are cool or kind or whatever. They want to know if you are on time, pay your bill, and leave with no issues. I was a little taken aback, but in the end I really respected this: they are businesswomen doing business, and can adapt to whatever, as long is you follow the (super easy) rules.
Not sure if dancers have anything like this.
He knows what he wants. He was direct and he was respectful - and yet he’s a filthy pervert. Smells good, well groomed, tall and slender.
I appear taller as I believe the customers in northeast NJ are generally a bit shorter.
When a stripper tells you "wow you're tall - tell her "I'm even taller on my back"
She'll probably won't get it though
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girls that would write a review that would be exactly the same as to what they said directly to my face:
"look at you. i just put my hand on your dick and you fucking get hard in like 5 seconds."
"i took $2000 from some guy. the bag was open and on the floor. the guy was passed out. what was i supposed to do - not take it?" a minute later: "let me tell you something. you treat me like shit and i'll rob your fucking shit too!"
A more likely review would say - “His money was green - and he’s a decent tipper. At least he didn’t try to buy dances with Monopoly money like some guy who kept talking about club ads and photoshop.”
I will play along and answer your question.
Q: If dancers wrote a review of you, what would they probably say?
A: “The pleasure of his company is unbelievable and spectacular, he is chivalrous, a strong, kind, handsome gentleman, makes me feel appreciated, safe and comfortable and has made me climax, I love him!”
Hookers will only talk about them in the context of money and how reliable a trick is
They want to advertise how much money they get.
But this is never really all that they are.
SJG
If they give good contact, good companionship, and don't deceive me, that's all I want.
Hey I hear ya' Puta_Tonta, but the time they figure that out I've already gotten what I wanted - usually several times. 😉
Thanks, Bolsonaro. Caca
1) Dancers who I've bought multiple dances/VIP's from: "He's a handsy tightwad". (To keep other dancers from moving in on their good catch)
2) Dancers who I haven't bought any dances from: "He's a cheapskate who doesn't buy dances."(Just to vent)
"Him? Fuck that guy."
i dunno exactly what they'd say today. i'd have to ask. but back in the early 2000s, when i was clubbing, there was this one spot where a dancer told me all the dancers loved me. back then i routinely used to tip all the girls $1. all the girls respected me from then on, i guess. it was a move i stole from a friend of mine. he'd get blind drunk and wouldn't remember if he tipped anyone or not so before he'd leave, he'd give every girl a $1. he instantly became popular.
anyway, the dancer who told me all the girls loved me wanted to prove it. i may have told this story before--she offered to take me into VIP for free and give me a head, no condom for free. i obliged. but i couldn't enjoy the free BJ because the whole time i kept thinking there'd be a catch. i'd have to pay somehow. this was a setup somehow. or from now on i'd owe her or something. or any moment security would barge in and ask me why didn't i pay. nope. she was right. she said she did all that on behalf all the dancers and she hoped i continued to show up. man, tho, i was so skeptical the entire time in VIP; couldn't enjoy myself.
I've also been told that I'm arrogant (no, you're just annoying), pompous (no, I just completed high school and went to college), rude (no, you're fat/ugly), cheap (I'm not tipping for an air dance, or giving you money when I've made it clear you're bothering me), and a jerk (no you are not a dancer, stripper, or even an extras girl - you are a skank).
Interestingly, looking at it through that lens helps a customer to understand why there could be such wildly divergent reviews of experience and mileage. Sometimes there's not even a reason why your experience was so different from another's or even your own at the same place on the same night a week later. Shit happens.
Review on Cashman1234: "He does extras. Spent 200. Left happy and dirty. Why did he keep asking about grumpy munchkins? This isn’t Dunkin Donuts!”
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Dancers would say I talk too much”
OMG 💯% FACTS 😂😂