I am here today to bitch about these clubs have no logic in their rules.
Like hey it is ok to let dudes touch on stage especially for like $4, but ur panties better be a certain width.
Wear nipple tape or pasties 𤮠yuck but tons of touching everywhere during dances is standard
1 foot on the ground during dances. Lol! I can definitely fuck with 2 feet on the ground so not sure what this rule is preventing????
Work 4 days a week?????
What is this sht? where is the hourly wage to ensure ahem attendance
Also telling me if police come in they can tell me to take off my bra to check if I got pasties/nipple tape on??
Umm no just cuz someone is the police doesn't mean they get a free show.


Sigh, I remember after dealing with manager crap at one club in Austin I went on over to another club that I already knew would have lots of stuff going on, because hey at least change in environment and the commute was way easier with not having to cross downtown.
Early on with the manager, ādo you have a larger underwear, or something that covers your butt? We like to leave something to the imagination at this placeā (ā¦Ummmmm no your establishment certainly does not)
Also, unlike other clubs I knew, you had to ask permission to leave your shift. Ugh. That was an unpleasant surprise especially because another club within the same chain did not. Though that ended up just as well because I only liked the clientele that would be that after like 11pm, so I ended up coming in way late and only working like 3 hours or so.
Although, I think the 1 foot on the ground rule isnāt to stop having two feet on the ground? I think itās supposedly to limit how much the customer is being straddled. Not that it really does much since in a lot of places with that rule, the seats are low enough and it doesnāt really prevent much. Even for people who are 5ā0 like me. I only know of one club that had that rule and kept the seats actually high.
Also with regards to nipple tape and pasties but touchingā¦have fun in San Antonio with paying the house mom to spray paint your boobs and buttā¦and super blatant stage contact going on. And somebody straight up asking for a condom in the dressing room. āā But yeah, the perfect club doesnāt exist anywhere. I just let myself enjoy (or bail from) the eccentricities. And at least like that itās easier to do at titty bars.
Especially since from my vantage point the nonsense is even worse in the vanilla job world. And meeting recruiters on campus all emphasizing that the most important thing was ācompany cultureā and that āboth our values alignāā¦unpaid internshipsā¦multiple rounds of interviews of bsā¦umm NO I was already going to make peace with being ruthlessly exploited and that should be good enough. I will not pretend to care about the same things of whatever middle manager likes politically/culturally (I assume thatās what the values stuff was alluding to anyways). Fuck outta here. And thank god that stuff is finally in the beginning stages of imploding on itself and āno one wants to workā and strikes in different industries are happeningā¦but thatās a whole different matter.