Reviews

After reading some positive reviews of the Monday night action, I decided to give it a try. The facilities haven't changed much since the remodel about 15 years ago: Rectangular room, small bar on your…

It looks like Louie's has finished its remodel / expansion, and the results are underwhelming. Until earlier this year, Louie's was next door to a burrito joint and maybe one other business. It caused great…

I stopped in on a Friday night and there seemed to be no action of any type going on. Certainly there were no dancers -- there were three women in the bar, but all dressed…

I stopped in the Silver Slipper on a Friday around 6:30 p.m. I live in Chicago, but I was looking for something a little different, so on a nice day I took a ride out…

I stopped in on a Wednesday night, maybe between 9 and 10. There were roughly 8 girls working, initially, and several (though not all) I was interested in getting dances from. While I was sipping…

This is a nice, clean, somewhat posh club with hot dancers. The dances are pretty high mileage, but on this an previous visits I've found the girls don't circulate much so it's hard to get…

Everything about Ocean has a watery theme, which leads to the strangest club layout I've ever seen. The main stage and tip rail are surrounded by a moat in the center of the room. There…

I stopped in on a Sunday just to play the slot machines while I was waiting for Carl's to open. I was determined not to get any dances, because the last time I was there,…

I was in town for a couple days and told myself I wasn't going to waste time checking out the local club scene. Then I checked into my hotel, and it turned out to be…

So I made my first trip to IS since they made the big change of covering up the goal line to start serving alcohol. I had heard all the rumors that it took a major…

Since I moved back to Chicago last year, Club O has become my favorite club in the area. It's full nude with alcohol and girls who are very friendly. There are clubs with hotter girls…

I was back in the Chicago area for the holidays, and wanted to check out the new entrant to the Mannheim strip. Be advised, all of these places are dives. They're cheap bars light on…