Proceed With Caution: Hot Girls But Hard Sells Ahead

Little Darlings goes in cycles between giving great value and just trying to suck up all your money. Right now, it seems to be on the wrong side of that cycle.

I hadn't been here in probably close to a year and went back on a Friday afternoon to check it out. I like afternoons and evenings here because it's not crazy yet -- at night, it's packed, it's hard to get a girl, and when you do get one you can expect a hard sell. In the past, the early shift girls have been more low-key, but still gave very high-mileage dances. On this day, the hard sell was back even in the afternoon, starting as soon as I walked in. Cover was $15 (no locals discount). The cover charge has always fluctuated, but daytime it's always been under 10 bucks, at least for locals who drove themselves. Not anymore. Also, soft drinks used to be free; today a Diet Coke was $4. I was feeling the money-suck from the word go, and it didn't stop -- one of the five girls who was there asked me for a dance before I even sat down. I declined on principle.

The good news is, she and most of the other girls were mostly pretty hot. Four of the five, including the one who hit me up, were 7s and 8s. Three of those four, though, were very pushy. In addition to the one on the way in, two others were giving me a hard sell to buy a dance, and all three were suggesting extras were available. That's generally a good thing, of course, but I've found that a hard sell often translates into an outrageous price for extras, and the hard sell for extras doesn't stop despite the price. Being a local I have reasonably priced alternatives for that sort of thing so I wasn't interested. I go to the strip clubs to relax and spend a reasonable amount on dances from a variety of girls. Just me. People with different tastes, or people in from out of town, might enjoy the experience just fine. Anyway, after the first three girls moved on to the only other four or five guys in the place, the fourth hot one came over and sat down and chatted. She was a lot more chill, so I took her back for a couple bed dances. The mileage was as high as I remember, which led me to give LD a fairly high monetary value rating, after taking a point off for the increased cover and drink prices. All in all, a good time can be had here, but you might have to wade past some BS to get to it. I would go back only if I was carrying a lot of cash.