Not Sure This Is Still A Strip Club

I stopped in on a Friday night and there seemed to be no action of any type going on. Certainly there were no dancers -- there were three women in the bar, but all dressed in street clothes. Two were each talking to a guy, so it's possible that they were pros working on OTC, but it sounded more like they were just talking to guys they knew already, (Everyone was at the bar, so I was in earshot of both conversations.)

The place, of course, is a dump. Seriously. I'm a standard-issue PL who doesn't have much use for the finer things, but even I feel like this place has microscopic shit growing all over it. For a while they had slot machines, but those are gone now. I asked the bartender about them and she said they were coming back soon, but that could be something they're told to say to customers. No dances plus loss of slot machines makes me wonder if this place got busted for something.

For what it's worth, I wasn't quite sure how to score the categories for "How satisfied were you with what you spent" and "How satisfied were you with the entertainers" -- considering that there were no entertainments and I therefore spent nothing on them. The dropdown doesn't seem to have an NA option. So I gave it a 5 so that I wouldn't screw up the averages too badly one way or another.