Club 390
390 E Joe Orr Rd Chicago Heights, IL 60411

Take my money, please! No, really -- please.

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MajorBoobage
Feb 25, 2024, 1:03 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I finished up work a little early on Friday and took a trip for a rare visit to the day shift at Club 390. Based on past experiences, Friday afternoons are usually pretty solid, though other weekday afternoons are not worth it. This visit was really good for selection of ladies -- there had to be at least 15 or so working, more than the total number of guys in the place, at least when I arrived at about 2:45. A good number of them were very attractive, although there were also some heavy women, which is not my thing.

 

Over the course of the afternoon, I got lap dances from four different girls. All were good to great. There was a lot of two-way contact. None of the girls let my fingers slip south of the equator, but that's typically the rule here. Touching everything else is expected and encouraged. All of the girls at least grazed my special place, and one in particular kept her hand there for big chunks of our time together. I have no complaints about the dances I got.

 

What wasn't so great was the dances I didn't get. Some of the girls are terrible about circulating through the room. Even if you tip them on stage, even if you catch their eye and waive hi, it can be impossible to get some of the hottest girls at Club 390 to come talk to you. Yes, I could ask a server or bouncer to send so-and-so over, but I have learned that if she doesn't want to come on her own, she's not going to give a good dance. Anyway, I am going to save the boring details, or perhaps turn them into a forum post, but in short, some girls either spend hours on end talking to one guy, or they spend most of their shift in the dressing room. There were at least four other girls I would have bought a dance from, who would not give me the option. Maybe they're busy making better deals with other guys, I don't know. But girls who don't circulate the floor has been the biggest problem at Club 390 for years. This was the reason for the relatively low score I listed for the "how were the people" question.

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