OK But Could Be Much Better

I stop in here once or twice a year. For several years now I've had low expectations, and this club still never surpasses them.

First, the decor, and not just because it's required. When you walk in, the bar is to your left, an elevated members-only seating section is on your right, and the triangular stage juts our from the far wall. This is a really large room that was opulent when the club first opened about 15 years ago. I don't think they've changed or updated anything since then. In particular, in this trip, I noticed about half the chairs had ripped upholstery. I mean badly ripped. Not a little nick or cut, but completely ripped along the full length of the chair. Some chairs didn't even really have any upholstery cover left, just exposed padding. And as I've noted on here before, the chairs in the lap dance booths lost all of their cushioning years ago.

The women themselves are OK. More often than not -- but not always -- there will be at least some very hot women in here. On this night, they topped out at about a 6. (Unless there were more hiding in the back, which happens a lot at this place. Can't really blame them when there's very few customers, though. I arrived about 11 p.m. on a Thursday, and there were fewer than 10 other guys in here. I only saw maybe 10 different dancers, but I'm sure there were more so I marked the number unknown.)