Not impressed

I was in town for a couple days and told myself I wasn't going to waste time checking out the local club scene. Then I checked into my hotel, and it turned out to be right across the street from this place. How could I resist?

Well, next time, it will be pretty easy.

This was, to put in kindly, a no-frills strip club. You walk in and the club is basically just one large-ish room, dotted with cheap, plain tables and chairs. There are two small stages, one in the center of the main wall (to your left as you walk in), and one on the far end. I learned when I arrived that it was a BYOB club -- I'm not sure if that's because it's fully nude; I'm not familiar with the laws in Texas. No matter, I don't need to drink, and I appreciated that the doorman told me that before he took my $20 cover.