Reviews by MajorBoobage

I try to come here only when I have a comfortable amount to spend. You have to be a little careful, because there is a high hustle factor here, but if you play it right…

This place is a total dive but has high mileage for the money, so whether you would like it here depends on what you're looking for. The club itself is a hole -- chairs that…

This place is no-frills, but you can have a good time here if you go in with the right expectations. As other reviewers have mentioned, it's in the back of an adult bookstore, it's not very…

Don't even bother. This place will just empty your wallet and then keep grabbing. When I first sat down, I thought some of the other reviews were being too harsh. Yes, there was a hard sell…

After an initial disappointment, I've had several fun trips to Cheetah's. My ratings and review are based on my most recent visit on a Thursday night, but it was similar to the previous two. The $20…

This place started out promising but ended with a deal-breaker. I walked in on a Saturday afternoon and found it to be better than what I was expecting. It is a locals' club and it's…

This is the best club in Vegas. The only reason it's not mentioned in the top tier for the tourist crowd is that it's a little off the beaten path -- much easier to get…

This is definitely on the lower end of the quality ladder in Vegas. It's not big and it's not posh (although, in fairness, it is comfortable and clean). More than anything, though, this struck me…

This used to be my favorite club to hit when visiting Las Vegas. Since moving here a few weeks ago, I've made a couple of visits already, and I'm sad to say it's changed for…

This should be a better club than it is, but it isn't. The girls are friendly and reasonably attractive., the mileage is alright, and it's fully nude. However, it's got a lot of downsides, starting…

I stopped in here on a Sunday night for the first time in years, and I can report that this SC still is what it always has been: A diner-type lunch restaurant that happens to…

I was thinking about making a stop here based on the glowing reviews on this site, and when I drove out to Industrial Strip on a Thursday night and found it closed with no explanation…

This club is on the smaller side, but it tries to give a top-tier strip club experience. When you walk in, there's a stage in the center with tables around it in a U-shape, and…

Industrial Strip went through a brief rough spot, but it's quickly regaining its form. It always had and still has the best pricing model: Three songs for $60 of high-friction, two-way contact dances. IS will…

Stopped by here on a recent Saturday night with a buddy of mine. We go here sometimes because it's close to his house, and it's the only SC of note in the Northwest suburbs of…

I went here late on a Sunday night and was very pleasantly surprised by how many girls were walking around -- at least 30, maybe more, and almost all of them 7's and above. When…

The Playpen is a strip club in a loose sense of the term. It's one of Mannheim Road's "fashion shows", wherein the girls don't get naked, they don't have a pole or a stage to…

Club O is a little pricey but offers a very hands-on time. The club is huge, but a relatively small part of it is used for general seating. Fortunately, the general seating is right inside…

I stopped in here after learning the hard way that Baby Doll's in Hammond is closed. Most of the dancers were African-American, which is not my thing. There were maybe 4 or 5 white dancers,…

I made a stop here during a recent trip to Vegas on a Saturday night. It was a madhouse -- packed with customers and dancers. Two women sidled up to me and my buddy as…

The Skybox may be slowly working its way back to respectability. I stopped in on a Friday night and there were a few girls working the room whom I wanted to buy dances from. The dance…

Having read on here that this place was under new management, I gave it a shot. A couple of dancers confirmed that the management was new, but I didn't see any changes, other than that…

Bobby's bar is basically two rooms: A bar and a few tables in the frontroom, pool tables and lap dances in the back. The dances are in the corners of the room, and there used…

This is my favorite club in the Chicago area. For a $60 three-song set, you get a private lap dance with a lot of mileage and tons of two-way touching -- everything except one little…

I saw several new faces on a recent Wednesday afternoon visit, and I was pleasantly surprised by the noticeable upgrade in quality. There were still some of the usual suspects, and there were still a…