rattdog
New York
Comments by rattdog (page 9)
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8 months ago
5footguy
well if the girl you're with is really into you then you can do no wrong in her eyes. age difference will be irrelevant.
grown men shouldn't have to resort to this nonsense to make a positive impression. if a girl finds it to be a turnoff and big deal that a guy simply does not want to be bothered with learning a new "language" then she can go fuck herself. surely there's an emoji for that?
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8 months ago
steve3000
Maryland
the hooters i've only been to was the one in nyc ore than 20 years ago. most of the girls working there i wouldn't even glance at in the street. only decent one was the bartender. i made the most out of the visit by just staring at her legs and ass while i munched on a barely mediocre food item and that sweet iced tea that surprisingly didn't make me turn diabetic on the spot.
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9 months ago
rattdog
New York
^at his own podcast show kill tony and these celebrity roasts the guy is a serial killer. nobody is safe.
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9 months ago
docsavage
Indiana
forgot to add. and i was right-she did indeed really suck. i never saw her again after that day.
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9 months ago
docsavage
Indiana
one of my reliable girls in my rotation one day brought over a real nice friend. i asked who she was and would she mind if i tried her out that night. she said sure as she's cool with that.
i bring newbie to the lapper room. maybe it was her her demeanor, the way she settled down her purse, or the way she was about to undress, but my radar within inside of me told me to get the fuck outta there. she's going to really suck. my solution to the situation was to just simply run out of the room as fast as i could.
reliable one: "why that was real fast. you ran. why did you run?"
me: "she sucks. you wanna go back with me instead?"
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9 months ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
i originally was going to play stronghold on a win bet but switched to catching freedom. i still boxed both in an exacta.
with some of the far out results that have happened all day one might as well disregard using the racing form and just find another method of choosing picks.
good luck to all.
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9 months ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
well if fierceness is a badass like big brown was then yeah he'll win by a city block and i'll be out of a few bucks. so be it. the time to bet fierceness to win and make a nice payday was 6 months ago. tomorrow is the time to bet against him.
win bet on stronghold-this horse may actually run faster outside of california. only trainer that can make his horses run like that was baffert.
exacta box with catching freedom. let's see what happens.
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9 months ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
doctorevil,
i'm curious about the rest of the story. so what happened after you swallowed? did you spit right back into her mouth? did you both make out?
i ask because if i went to for a kiss and the girl spits right into my mouth i'm going to automatically conclude that kissing and any other remotely good interactions after that are all off the table.
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9 months ago
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
just got an idea...
these protestors - i hear some of them get paid to larp and do damage. i always wondered how much does a pro-hamas or a pro blm paid protestor receive a week. just where and how do i sign up? this shit could be used to pay for my club trips.
if there is a protestor that's a thick pawg who needs the extra money then she can blow me or take it up her ass during an actual protest. this kind of activity would make me want to go to school everyday, and hope would never close for any kind of recess.
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9 months ago
Manuellabore
years back a bouncer has me empty out my pockets. i placed 6 condoms into the plastic basket. fuckwad sees them and dumps them into the garbage can. "you won't be needing these tonight." an hour later i scummed all over my fave's asscrack and she goes, "i can't believe you got it all over me." she didn't mind that though when she grinded me way too good and hard that the rubber broke and i splooged all over. but that's a different matter.
so whenever that dickhead would be on patrol i would go across the street. if i had 3 rubbers on me i would hide 2 in my shoes and the 3rd i would place on my dick as i would stand between 2 cars while under an overpass railroad.
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9 months ago
funonthaside
^tx for the warning. i didn't notice a lot of five ohh last week or today but yeah there were a few straggling around in uniform.
yeah the tiktok vids-i'm very aware of those. i found them to be very sound sources of information. free advertising for those girls, whether wanted or not. one of tiktok turds has his pic spread around on a few sites. he was stupid and unaware that he had filmed himself after he went up to a john's car and filmed his reflection on the car window.
that mayor is one colossal joke. his actions did result in several shutdowns. but all this does is if you shut down one 3-4 more pop up eventually. either they just open up 60-100 feet away from the shutdown location or they open up new shops on the side streets.
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9 months ago
funonthaside
^most likely the queens stroll. i'm going to be heading out there in a few hours to perhaps find out if there are some that are "showcasing." it'll be more fun than going to some shit manhattan club that i can assure everyone.
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9 months ago
Puddy Tat
hiss
didn't anthony weiner text pics of his dick to a bunch of young girls? got to live up to the name.
friend in school name john smith. teacher: "something so routine even a john smith could understand. oops sorry john." whole class laughed.
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9 months ago
Grjax
deja vu is just like papa johns pizza. difference is you mentioned the 5 that are spread out nationwide. meanwhile there are 4456 papa johns nationwide. but the truth is all you need is one visit each to realize that both they both suck ass.
c'mon man you should know this already.
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9 months ago
iknowbetter
Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe
LGBTqxyzzzzzzzzzzz for Palestine....
at some point leading up to the above stupidity the development of these kids' critical thinking skills just halted and went splat at a stop sign or something. does this happen just from the first semester of college freshman year? i guess over time maybe 10 out of a 150 of these kids might see some semblance of light and then realize and go, what am i doing? this is retarded shit.
the point of causing genocide of one group in order to prevent the genocide of the other may just be a little too deep and incomprehensible for those 150. higher levels of critical thinking will be required to figure this point out. over time maybe 2-3 out of that group kinda figures it out.
ahh the last thing i really want to have to worry about is one of these 150 loons learns how to make and detonate bombs under cars and buses. but then again i'm actually surprised it hasn't happened sooner, especially in nyc.
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9 months ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
ahh yeah-restaurant reviews with a few slight twists from the ordinary-i can get into that.
part a would be the usual specifics as detailed above by orange. i would add also menu and payment options. the usual as one would find say yelp or tripadvisor.
now since we are on tuscl then yeah certain depths of perversion will present themselves. if what's being shown on the tv doesn't grab my interest my shifty wandering eyes will shift and wander. scan through the crowd and eye away. dude and his girl at their table i'll mentally note she has thick thighs and a real popped out ass. that dude is going to probably smash her ass up a few hours later. or why can't i get that nice waitress to serve me. i never see these kind of reviews on yelp. if i did i would go that site way more often.
i know i know that's not nice. but hey i'm pretty sure other guys would the same to me or others with their dates. that's reality.
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9 months ago
Muddy
USA
out of the big 4 guitar players from the allman bros he was by far my favorite. maybe even underrated. his lead playing was pretty unique if compared to other classic/hard rock guys.
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9 months ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
well......
there are guys on usasexguide that pay almost as much to screw 50-70 year olds.
for $200 should be able to find someone better looking and cleaner than this while in mexico. i wouldn't even jerk off to that girl for free.
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9 months ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
COÑO
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9 months ago
Mrsuntan
^first off my not writing a review for that length of time is irrelevant as to what you posted. but if you and others want to know why i haven't left a review well it's quite simple: the clubs in within my range have shut down permanently and whatever clubs that remained are shit and not worth visiting and reviewing.
does anybody here want to help this fella here and advise as to why if asking a girl if her vip's are good as as XXXX, whom i am assuming is a fave or a reliable one in his rotation?
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9 months ago
Mrsuntan
"When dancers stop by to talk to me, I will ask them if their VIP dances are as good as XXXX's dances are. "
this is one of the most stupidest comments i have ever read on this site. why the fuck would you ever utter that reply?
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9 months ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
there are about 4 billion women/girls in this planet to choose an image from. could have picked any kind of model on a runway. or a college coed(s) just hanging out anywhere. or perhaps a sloppy walmart milf. even a seriously drugged out girl from philly or newark that has a slight appeal of some sort could have been brought up. but no.
if that image was an attempt of brief levity that shit was heavily made in vain. do you carry small bottles in your back pockets to piss and jerk off into? what the fuck is wrong with you?
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9 months ago
Mrsuntan
sounds like you don't like talking to girls period. blow up dolls have come a long way. look it up. they no longer look like the ones from 30 years ago where they had to be inflated and the mouth becomes in place for a suck.
mash potatoes and gravy.
with your current view of just pay get off and then leave that would be getting mash from kfc. that's when there's just that thin layer of gravy on top. once you skim that off you had your fill that barely satisfies.
now if you start talking with the strippers and vibe real well you'll get more gravy. front room make outs and mild extras is like having that bowl of gravy next to them potatoes. and if she feels that you're her favorite then yeah gravy by the costco load, which is one of the best feelings a monger can expiernece in this thing that we do.
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9 months ago
Lockjaw
Nevada
whenever i watch pga tourneys on tv i always check out to see if there are any women spectators. i noticed that within the last 10-15 years there the amount that are what i consider good looking is gradually increasing every year. before that you would be lucky to see maybe two or three.
if tiger woods was at his prime right now there wouldn't have been any urges to bang those girls from those perkins eateries.