5/5 ALL ASSS

How the fuck can a strip club be so consistently ass. No matter what..

I’ve been to 5 Deja Vus… from Tampa, to Chicago to fucking liberal land Seattle.

They are all collectively So ass that I felt the need to post this.

10 comments

  • SquareCastle
    6 months ago
    I don’t understand the context in which you’re using the word “ass”? Do you mean ass as an idiom of sorts , meaning why do these clubs suck? Or do you mean “ass” as in there are a bunch of phat asses roaming the club, hence the reason you used the word “ass”? There are many positive and negative connotations associated with the word “ass”…..
  • Muddy
    6 months ago
    One thing ive noticed about Deja Vu; Don’t go before 11.
  • nicespice
    6 months ago
    Great. Thanks to this thread title, I have that Migos song with the same name stuck in my head.



  • rattdog
    6 months ago
    deja vu is just like papa johns pizza. difference is you mentioned the 5 that are spread out nationwide. meanwhile there are 4456 papa johns nationwide. but the truth is all you need is one visit each to realize that both they both suck ass.

    c'mon man you should know this already.
  • PAWG_Patrol
    6 months ago
    Was really hoping this was a post about how great the asses at a particular club were. Damn.
  • Manuellabore
    6 months ago
    If I ran across a SC named "All Ass" I'd definitely check it out. I'd be browsing in the Petite Ass Department, though.
  • chiefwiggum
    6 months ago
    I agree with the OP, any Deja Vus around Chicagoland are terrible. The best ones are in Indiana and that was like for a minute in 2010. Are there any good ones elsewhere? The last one I tried was in Vegas and also terrible.
  • misterorange
    6 months ago
    I'd still like an answer to SquareCastle's question.
  • Grjax
    6 months ago
    Interpretation: THEY SUCK
  • Grjax
    6 months ago
    @chiefwiggim

    Tried both in Seattle recently. Very not worth it.

    Chicago DejaVu I think is the worst strip club I’ve ever walked into in my life.

    Tampa was a while back maybe right after covid openings 2021… shit compared to other ones around.
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