5/5 ALL ASSS

I don’t understand the context in which you’re using the word “ass”? Do you mean ass as an idiom of sorts , meaning why do these clubs suck? Or do you mean “ass” as in there are a bunch of phat asses roaming the club, hence the reason you used the word “ass”? There are many positive and negative connotations associated with the word “ass”…..

One thing ive noticed about Deja Vu; Don’t go before 11.

Great. Thanks to this thread title, I have that Migos song with the same name stuck in my head.

deja vu is just like papa johns pizza. difference is you mentioned the 5 that are spread out nationwide. meanwhile there are 4456 papa johns nationwide. but the truth is all you need is one visit each to realize that both they both suck ass. c'mon man you should know this already.

Was really hoping this was a post about how great the asses at a particular club were. Damn.

If I ran across a SC named "All Ass" I'd definitely check it out. I'd be browsing in the Petite Ass Department, though.

I agree with the OP, any Deja Vus around Chicagoland are terrible. The best ones are in Indiana and that was like for a minute in 2010. Are there any good ones elsewhere? The last one I tried was in Vegas and also terrible.

I'd still like an answer to SquareCastle's question.

Interpretation: THEY SUCK

@chiefwiggim Tried both in Seattle recently. Very not worth it. Chicago DejaVu I think is the worst strip club I’ve ever walked into in my life. Tampa was a while back maybe right after covid openings 2021… shit compared to other ones around.