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15 years ago
There was a club in the early 80s right outside of the White Mountain Apache Reservation in northern Arizona called "Buster Hyman's Lost Cherry Saloon" The restroom were labeled "Cherries" and "Busters." The girls were hideous, the beer served only in cans and it was dark and hot. It sucked, but I did take a pic of the sign outside.
As an aside, on the same trip I saw a restaurant in Payson, Arizona called "Pedro Wong's Mexican-Chinese Cuisine" The food was GREAT.
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15 years ago
Posture is a turn-on.
I also like a girl with confidence who can look me in the eye without the fake "come hither" look.
Fastest turn off for me is ugly teeth. Crazy? Maybe. But that is who I am.
I also immediately pay attention to a girl that wears interesting outfits that FIT her. Another turn-off is the girl wearing stuff that is too tight, or too short, or too something.
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15 years ago
1) I vote for mileage over nudity. Most of the time, they go hand-in-hand, so I vote nude, but c'mon guys, how many cute snatches have you ever really seen?
2) Both.
3) I love cute/sexy outfits. It is part of the thrill imagining what the waitress will look like on stage next year. Plus, who, besides samsung1, wants the chance of pubes in your drink?
4) Full range. In the midwest, nudity usually means juice and set-ups, but I like a bar where I can drink and ogle at the same time without having to figure out how to turn my 12-pack into a cooler. samsung1: nice suggestion. I am not a froo-froo coffee guy myself, but it would make a nice touch--I agree.
5) I don't care about food, usually. I try to attain that level of intoxication known as "fuck dinner" anyway, so it makes no difference to me, as long as they keep the room cleaned up properly. Old plates and used napkins hanging around are a huge turn-off.
Good question.
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15 years ago
how: You may now retire. Referencing Coleridge, the shitty movie be damned, was brilliant.
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15 years ago
Steve: Fair question due to poor usage on my part.
What I should have said was that "I remember how rotten my second AND third marriages were and the only bright spot that shone on both of them was the lovely and talented Skyy. It was during this turbulent and troubling time that her nubile breasts and impossibly long legs helped me to soldier on...."
Better?
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15 years ago
If I had a place I would name it "Deano's Bar and Grill" and Thin Lizzy would be required music every hour or so.
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15 years ago
Anyone else drink until they cross the level of intoxication known as "fuck dinner"?
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15 years ago
Good job, how. We lamented the lack of gymnasts in another post. How could I have forgotten flexibility?
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16 years ago
Many years ago, me and my best club buddy were at a tiny, nasty joint in SW Missouri. Two girls, one stage with a low ceiling. Younger girl (intentionally?) hip-checks older and sexier one as they are passing on stage. Old gal falls head first onto my buddy and is stunned nearly unconscious. Dude is a doctor. No shit. Club calls an ambulance, and he performs first aid and gives his card to the EMT in case the ER physician has any questions. We stay all night and drink for free cuz he is such a hero. Later, she calls him, and repeatedly thanks him, though it may have been hard to discern her exact words, cuz his dick was usually in her mouth. She has been is 20+ year paramour to this day and she has aged better than us.
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15 years ago
Chandler inspired me. The one thing that separates her from the others is, of course, "pussy control."
'Nuff said.
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15 years ago
gatorfan: you are supposed to enjoy your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti....
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15 years ago
Golfing sucked. I had to drive home right by a strip joint. So every time I golfed, and dropped huge scratch to chase a little white ball over hill and dale, I had to take my sun-burnt, sweaty body into the strip club to have several cold brews to calm down and return to reality. Double-dip on the expenses. Fix? Drop one of the hobbies. Easy call.
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15 years ago
I have two daughters, both of them are inside the age range you might consider being a "dancer's prime."
I have seen FRIENDS of theirs at clubs. It doesn't bother me.
I have seen daughters of MY friends at clubs. It doesn't bother me.
I am certain that it WOULD bother me if it was my daughter, but not from some puritanical sense. It would bother me that they chose such a dead-end means of making a few bucks that will not lead to fulfillment or career enhancement.
Life is about choices.
As to the original thought: if she is CHARGING me BIG American Dolllars to let me paw her, then I am the one being molested. Guys, think about it: WE are the ones that get exploited, and we enjoy it.
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15 years ago
Clubber: THAT sounds like a place I would like to go. And Idiot, ahem, gatorfan: the drinks are on me. You gotta pay your Brazilian girls yourself.
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15 years ago
There is nothing sexier than a chick fight. Nothing. I am with Steve on this one. If she gets her clothes ripped off and accidentally falls on my lap, even better.
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15 years ago
It depends on what point in the evening it happens to be. Early on, when I am jut ogling the goods, and maybe copping a quick feel during tipping, the hard bodies make me feel young and vibrant again.
If I am at the point where I want to have a conversation, I prefer older and more experienced, as I am older and experienced.
When it comes to the contact, I want a girl who knows how to listen. Usually, it is the older one, but not always.
The beauty of getting older is that the age range of women that I fidn attractive gets larger.
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15 years ago
I also watch college football. My favorite places to watch are strip joints with HiDef.
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15 years ago
I once assisted a club in posting their Rules of Conduct. We covered the basics: the State liquor laws and the local liquor ordinances and the cover charge. There were only Nine of them, and it seemed to me to be asymmetrical, so I invented a tenth: "Bullshit will not be tolerated." Many years later, the sign is still posted and it is still enforced. The manager points to "Rule Ten" and tells them to get the fuck out. Other clubs have stolen this rule, put it on their posted Club Rules and I didn't get paid dick for it.
Good Rule.
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15 years ago
Wow. This topic took a turn for the worst. I think the thought that women do NOT get aroused by breast and nipple play is a feminist conspiracy and a government cover-up. ALL women that I have known, dancers included repsonded to breast play. And, yes, the dancers also told me I was hot and sexy and had a big dick, so I know when I am having smoke blown up my ass.
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15 years ago
All I know about this topic is this tidbit: The dancers uniformly get hot when I stick my finger in MY ass, then sniff it, then wipe it in their hair. Now THAT is hot.
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15 years ago
This is definitely a chick fight in the days of "COPS." It is a sad turn of events. I agree with Steve, she was supposed to scream "Bitch!" at the top of her lungs and tear the waitress' top off. Then the waitress is supposed to grab the dancer's hair and pull her face right to her cleavage, and then......
I'll be back in a couple of minutes. Something came up.
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16 years ago
I have never lacked for conversation with interested girls. I ask them about themselves and they usually drive the conversation. If she gets inane or bitchy, ask a question to steer the chat in another direction. The more you put into it, the more you will get out of it.
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15 years ago
chandler: excellent point. I guess it should be called "Rules for Patrons"
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16 years ago
Perfect little spinner. 5 foot nothin', perky b cups, strawberry blonde, green eyes and the promise of a nasty dance. I went to the stage to give her a fiver and to ask for her company after the stage work. She induced me to lean over backwards, lay on me back and pick the tip up off of my nose with her pussy. Her dank pussy. Her so nasty is smelled like a horror movie pussy. My face smelled like stank for two days.
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16 years ago
chitownlawyer said:
"A tongue ring means the dancer is impressionable and likely to be led by current fads rather than establishing her own sense of fashion/style--or, in other words, is similar to 85% of women from the ages of 18-25."
Gist of this long answer: Hell yes, she'll suck your dick.