Favorite names for strip clubs.

The Lumber Yard sounds like a gay club. So does it's slogan. I'm just sayin'...

For cleverness and audacity, Chix on Dix. (It's on Dix Street.) Also pretty hard to beat Mons Venus.

Names I've encountered that I like:

Bottoms Up Playhouse Babes

If you owned a strip club what would name it?

"Love Shack"

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at! Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing...

Here are two clubs that are currently open:

Great Alaskan Bush Company - in Phoenix

The Lumber Yard - in Iowa, with the slogan "Where real men go for wood."

Best club names: Dangerous Curves and Playhouse

I started watching bikini dancers years ago in a place called "The Last Resort." It was every bit the dive that its name implies, but I sure had fun there.

I'll join you guys at Deano's. It's nice to know that "the boys are back in town!"

Thanks, BaddJack. In my retirement, I'll visit your club, Deano's Bar and Grill.

If I had a place I would name it "Deano's Bar and Grill" and Thin Lizzy would be required music every hour or so.

how: You may now retire. Referencing Coleridge, the shitty movie be damned, was brilliant.

Avoid: -- "The Fish Market" -- "ROB's Dance Club" -- "Dewey, Cheatam and Howe" (also avoid that law firm)

Fun Strip Club Names: -- "The Baring Straits" -- "Papa Woody's"

What I would Name My Club: -- "Xanadu" (in honor of Kublai Khan's Pleasure Dome)

Place names made me remember a comedy routine by George Carlin, as I recall. Places like "Bill's Bank". Bubba & Bobby Sue's Funeral Home", etc.

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Lot's of those in South Florida. Two within 15 miles of me, and I am NOT in town at all.

Sin City

There was a club in the early 80s right outside of the White Mountain Apache Reservation in northern Arizona called "Buster Hyman's Lost Cherry Saloon" The restroom were labeled "Cherries" and "Busters." The girls were hideous, the beer served only in cans and it was dark and hot. It sucked, but I did take a pic of the sign outside.

As an aside, on the same trip I saw a restaurant in Payson, Arizona called "Pedro Wong's Mexican-Chinese Cuisine" The food was GREAT.

My personal favorite club names I've been to are the Bear Chest Lounge in Beloit, Wisconsin, and the High Heel Saloon in Somonauk, Illinois. My personal favorite name in terms of wordplay is Sasnak in Topeka, Kansas. I don't know what I would name a club if I owned it. It would probably be pure nonsense phrase.

"Booby Trap"

"Some Local Dive"

Was randomly browsing through reviews and came across this one, thought it was amusing. As a reviewer explains, it used to be a wood furniture store, which makes it even funnier. Pity it's gotten terrible reviews.

"Lying sluts here nightly....you will not get laid"

Always liked "The Office Lounge" in Charlotte just for the name. "Honey, I'll be at the office for awhile, then I'll be home..."

They call St James here in Houston "The Church"

These days it would be "Shaved Clam", but for me, a good name would be "Busta Nut".