Favorite names for strip clubs.

22 comments

• chandler

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  15 years ago

  The Lumber Yard sounds like a gay club. So does it's slogan. I'm just sayin'...
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  For cleverness and audacity, Chix on Dix. (It's on Dix Street.) Also pretty hard to beat Mons Venus.
• gk

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  15 years ago

  Names I've encountered that I like: Bottoms Up Playhouse Babes
• steve229

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  15 years ago

  If you owned a strip club what would name it? "Love Shack" The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at! Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing...
• TimboAtl

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  15 years ago

  Here are two clubs that are currently open: Great Alaskan Bush Company - in Phoenix The Lumber Yard - in Iowa, with the slogan "Where real men go for wood."
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  Best club names: Dangerous Curves and Playhouse
• DoctorDarby

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  15 years ago

  I started watching bikini dancers years ago in a place called "The Last Resort." It was every bit the dive that its name implies, but I sure had fun there. I'll join you guys at Deano's. It's nice to know that "the boys are back in town!"
• how

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  15 years ago

  Thanks, BaddJack. In my retirement, I'll visit your club, Deano's Bar and Grill.
• BaddJack

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  15 years ago

  If I had a place I would name it "Deano's Bar and Grill" and Thin Lizzy would be required music every hour or so.
• BaddJack

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  15 years ago

  how: You may now retire. Referencing Coleridge, the shitty movie be damned, was brilliant.
• how

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  15 years ago

  Avoid: -- "The Fish Market" -- "ROB's Dance Club" -- "Dewey, Cheatam and Howe" (also avoid that law firm) Fun Strip Club Names: -- "The Baring Straits" -- "Papa Woody's" What I would Name My Club: -- "Xanadu" (in honor of Kublai Khan's Pleasure Dome)
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  Place names made me remember a comedy routine by George Carlin, as I recall. Places like "Bill's Bank". Bubba & Bobby Sue's Funeral Home", etc. bh1, Lot's of those in South Florida. Two within 15 miles of me, and I am NOT in town at all.
• Dudester

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  15 years ago

  Sin City
• BaddJack

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  15 years ago

  There was a club in the early 80s right outside of the White Mountain Apache Reservation in northern Arizona called "Buster Hyman's Lost Cherry Saloon" The restroom were labeled "Cherries" and "Busters." The girls were hideous, the beer served only in cans and it was dark and hot. It sucked, but I did take a pic of the sign outside. As an aside, on the same trip I saw a restaurant in Payson, Arizona called "Pedro Wong's Mexican-Chinese Cuisine" The food was GREAT.
• DandyDan

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  15 years ago

  My personal favorite club names I've been to are the Bear Chest Lounge in Beloit, Wisconsin, and the High Heel Saloon in Somonauk, Illinois. My personal favorite name in terms of wordplay is Sasnak in Topeka, Kansas. I don't know what I would name a club if I owned it. It would probably be pure nonsense phrase.
• babehunter90

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  15 years ago

  "Booby Trap"
• SuperDude

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  15 years ago

  "Some Local Dive"
• OneAngryDwarf

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  15 years ago

  [view link] Was randomly browsing through reviews and came across this one, thought it was amusing. As a reviewer explains, it used to be a wood furniture store, which makes it even funnier. Pity it's gotten terrible reviews.
• definitelynotgreenvegas

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  15 years ago

  "Lying sluts here nightly....you will not get laid"
• Slothrop

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  15 years ago

  Always liked "The Office Lounge" in Charlotte just for the name. "Honey, I'll be at the office for awhile, then I'll be home..."
• Player11

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  15 years ago

  They call St James here in Houston "The Church"
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  These days it would be "Shaved Clam", but for me, a good name would be "Busta Nut".