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15 years ago
But I am fairly certain that "Hooters" won't work as secret password.
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15 years ago
Thank God that dancers are on drugs. That way, I can get good mileage, even though I am an aged troll.
Here in the Ozarks, the two drugs of choice for dancers (other than alcohol and mj, which are prevalent everywhere) are meth (for the head-banging, motorcycle riding, tattooed crowd) and HillyBilly Heroin, aka Oxycontin, for the ones that want to mellow out and think that heavy lids and languid movements make them sexier.
I LOVE chicks on drugs.
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15 years ago
"Flamer"? Are you sure? I always used the password " 'Smoker " (as in Dick) and got right in.
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15 years ago
I was surprised at the mileage I got from GreenVegas' wife.
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15 years ago
CCRidem: the ring toss is sports. So, I guess that is OK.
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15 years ago
Wallanon: a lit candle is ART. Butt plug is more like science, so, NO, it doesn't count.
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15 years ago
I am with Sam. Never have, and I hope not to.
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15 years ago
I had a former fave that used to give a great neck and shoulder rub, and would ALWAYS end it with a scalp massage. She charged $10 per song, or half her LD rate. The best part is that for the scalp massage, she would come to my front, sit on my lap and press her ample bosom against my face. All in all, the best deal I ever encountered.
Another "little thing" she DOES is my pecker....(but that is another story)
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15 years ago
There is a reason that I volunteer heavily with both Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts: the mothers. I know that am an old pervert, so save your breath. I embrace it.
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15 years ago
There has been some jack-on-Jack action....
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15 years ago
Or Jack. Jack should strictly be used as a verb.
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15 years ago
I DO request frottage. I also request partialism. I love the word "frottagerie" and will try to incorporate it in my future trips to see the Local Folk Dancing.
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15 years ago
Had a GREAT cheeseburger at Big Earl's in Des Moines, several years ago. I recently went to a club for lunch, to eat the food. I reviewed Centerfolds in Springfield, Missouri, and went there just for the food. It was outstanding.
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15 years ago
Steve:
Cricket was as cute as could be. Worked at a crappy KCMO club in the mid-'80s. She did a very long, very sexy "rug" dance to "We Are the World." Also did a great job to "Purple Rain" and I still can't hear the song without thinking of her. She is the one dancer that I still wonder about. Very cute, very bright, and pretty savvy.
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15 years ago
Steve229:
The first of these I remember called herself, you guessed it, "Steve." Not Stevie, as in Nicks, but Steve. Her real name was Gina, and the club already had one. How she got Steve, I will never know. My three favorite non-names: Rumor, Cashmere and Cricket.
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15 years ago
Not only "Church" in its name, but actually named for a CHURCH. This is an independent city in Virginia that had a SEGREGATION ordinance on its books until 1999. No surprise.
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15 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
The only Las Vegas club I have ever been to is the Olympic Gardens, and they had the most beautiful women I ever saw in a strip club that is still in operation. Many, many moons ago there was a club in San Diego (the word platinum, maybe, in the name?) that was the clear winner. It was the first time I ever spent $500 in a club without VIP. Every girl was beautiful. I agree with the Lodge in Dallas and Babes in Scottsdale, as well.
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15 years ago
Never actually fell asleep, although I have passed out in strip clubs before. The dancers are not so understanding when you pass out due to being over-served, snore and drool and have your co-conspirator "friends" sticking drink-stirrers and straws in your nose and ears. The bouncer was unamused.
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15 years ago
I went to a strip club in Memphis many, many years ago, after having been a pall-bearer. I was so downcast that the dancers figured I was not in the mood to be bothered. One tiny spinner finally came over to me and asked why I was so down. I lied to her even then. I told her that I had just seen B. B. King play (the truth) and that I was grieving because I knew that I would never be able to duplicate his genius (also true). She laughed. I laughed. It was my very first experience with "extras" and could not have come at a better time.
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15 years ago
I think that even if Atom Egoyan did not get a lot of it right in "Exotica," that the strip club scenes are still hot. Smoking. I recommend this flick to all.
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15 years ago
Wasn't it Bachman-Turner Overdrive that musically answered this question?
"Any clubbin' is good clubbin'.
So I took what I could get.
She looked up at me with big, brown eyes and said:
'You ain't seen nothin' yet.'"
Or sumpin' like that.
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15 years ago
GatorFan: What a GREAT stage name! I occasionally get asked for stage name advice, because, contrary to popular belief, I actually talk to the girls and hold real conversations before I take advantage of our disparate economic situations, and now you have given me the perfect suggestion. Thank-you.
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15 years ago
Does "fluffer" count as a day job?
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15 years ago
My favorite is still from "Beverly Hills Cop" where Judge Reinhold has that goofy grin on his face from the attention he is getting from the ecdysiast (recalling an older thread).
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15 years ago
I guess I could do like HarryDave and just tell them what I do. "I try to keep your boyfriend from getting raped in prison. Or, at least, keep his time to a minimum." Yeah. I can work with that.