Do you visibly check out for some Zzzzzzzzzs?
I found myself in this situation in Reno. But it was because I was tired. Probably not more than two minutes into standby mode, a dancer came to wake me up. Perhaps the floor manager was disconcerted I dare to sleep in his "upscale" establishment?
Anyways, though unintended, it did get a dancer to come around.
At most of the clubs I go to, you got to get a wristband, which will let you in and out as much as you can, so if I ever get tired, I just go to my car. But its not like that happens much.
Thanks, Sam. The club had a DJ. Nothing beyond the norm though.
Wow, Dan, you're considerate, removing yourself from the place and all. I just "went with it" and dozed off. And it worked!
Never actually fell asleep, although I have passed out in strip clubs before. The dancers are not so understanding when you pass out due to being over-served, snore and drool and have your co-conspirator "friends" sticking drink-stirrers and straws in your nose and ears. The bouncer was unamused.
I have seen guys fall asleep (pass out)at my favorite club. That is amazing when you consider that the biggest complaint the club gets is the music volume. 2 months ago a guy sitting behind me was out for 4 hours. Nobody bothered him.
I've never seen a customer fall asleep at my jack joint, so girls coming up and shaking the package does avoid drowsiness.
No doubt they're are some places where they'd just let one be (and the misfortune which befalls the individual for not being alert). Perhaps only because the place I nodded off purported to be "upscale" did they consider my sleeping bad for business. Plus, it was just slow in there anyways...
CT - At least you didn't wake up in a bath tub of ice missing a kidney
call me paranoid but I would be afraid to sleep in a strip club. Too much corruption and stealing. Also most strip clubs here in columbus have these damn annoying flashing lights that would keep me from sleeping.
Steve, between you and me, had I awoken missing a kidney, I would've made like Rambo (big gun, limited vocabulary) and set about finding some answers...
Sam, when I'm ready to sleep, I don't have a difficult time drifting off, whether it be flashing lights or annoying noises.
At times I have found action with a coctail waitress (see my last club review).
Never slept in a club myself, but on a slow afternoon at a local joint I go into occasionally, I once saw several of the dancers napping on the couches. One even brought a blanket with her--I admit it looked quite comfy and I wanted to snuggle underneath it with her. :-)
LOL BaddJack! Been there myself a few times in the distant past - less the drink-stirrers & straws in various orifices, tho. I think the only reason I didn't get the straw treatment was because my friends were passed out next to me. Not a pretty sight at all.
I have dozed off before but usually not for very long. If someone spoke to me or touched me, that would easily snap me out of it. One night I actually was in a good spot to doze off and not be noticed. A dancer that liked me came over and curled up on my lap and went to sleep for a few minutes. She told me she wanted to do that before she did it. I couldn't really tell if she was sleeping or not but she wasn't moving for a few minutes. Only had that happen once that I remember anyway. That's what I call a power nap.
It could have been 15 or 20 minutes. I may have been slightly sleepy myself. It seems like that can easily happen around 4 AM.
CTQWERTY said, "had I awoken missing a kidney, I would've made like Rambo (big gun, limited vocabulary) and set about finding some answers..."
You just pitched a new action movie! "In a world where sleeping in public can lead to real nightmares, one man is about to fight back... Stripped of his kidney, stripped of his dignity, and just plain stripped -- at a strip club -- the man known only as QWERTY has launched his vengeful search for his missing organ."
Pretty good, How.
Actually though I was pondering a sitcom for HBO. In the pilot episode, a guy goes to a strip club and hooks up with a dancer. He brings her home and they get it on. He let's her stay as he goes off to work.
At the water cooler, he tells buddy of his evening last night. Friend replies with "Didn't you see "Risky Business" with Tom Cruise??? Dude, she's probably cleaning you out!" Sick to his stomach, said dude leaves work immediately for home.
Much to his relief, he finds everything is okay. He finds the gal and everything seems to be in order. Then he hears another voice, a woman's, coming from the bathroom. The date-from-last night then introduces friend & co-worker who "needs a place to stay temporarily". Mortified, confused, the guy sits stunned. The gals then proceed to beg "Can she stay, puleeezeeee???" The gals offer to cook and clean to earn their keep (they do little of either actually, ala Peggy Bundy) but come to a mutual understanding to "tip out" an expense jar upon arrival home. This is a running joke and sometimes only covers the cable bill for a month...
So now former single guy has two strippers over (and they're not leaving because they like it here..) Just as things seem to stabilize in a manner which might possibly work out, said protagonist's parents call up to come over for a bbq. Only mom tells son Dad stopped over to drop off the charcoal and met Lexus. "How come you didn't tell me you had a girl living with you???" Protagonist is now ready to bang head against wall...
Parents come over and meet new gal and her friend. Dinner conversation lightly taps around what the gals do for work and how they all met. Dad looks at son with eyes like, nevermind what you've gotten into with these gals, you should hear your mother on this one...
Future episodes concern former ex-boyfriend/pimp/small-time drug dealer showing up in the middle of the night (his normal working hours) to try to win back Lexus and or conduct business with her friend.
Parents staying over and having late night conversations with the gals in the kitchen...
Dad staying over and answering the door when late-nite guy shows up as if it's the usual.
Too nosy neighbor hanging over the fence because he reconizes Lexus and can't believe she's living next door!
The strippers answering the door for Halloween to pass out candy. The kids are mildly shocked and awed by the dress of the gals, while escorting Dads are a little too distracted and want to hang around a little too long. Further, visiting Dad's recognize Lexus and can't believe she lives in the neighborhood.
Protagonist and live-in strippers head off to the supermarket after a semi-normal dinner out. Only the supermarket is in the neighborhood near the home, and you guessed it: some of the locals recognize the gals. The male customers are distracted and their attention consumed; the women in the store are annoyed, ticked, cover their children's eyes, etc. More comedy ensues as the girls grab their dietary choices which are significantly different from the protagonist's. Too nosy neighbor suggests profilactics and asks whether "KY Yours and Mine" is recommended. Lexus distracts neighbor as stripper friend drops several extra items in too nosy neighbor's cart. Protagonist thanks girls for that.
An STD health scare circulates at the club and all three principal characters rush off to the local immediate care center for testing. Things turn out to be okay, but episode concludes with all three hanging out in the backyard and talking too loud about "annoying itches", sending too nosy neighbor in a rush off to the doctor to get tested.
That's what I have thus far!
P.S. I know, "The KY Yours and Mine" should be amended to "KY Yours, Yours, and Mine" for this show...
I always wondered would happen if I had strippers over and they started laying out in my backyard tanning topless. I have a privacy fence but you can see through from the sides and one of the neighbors windows is above the fence. I could suddenly imagine a disturbance of too many cars on our narrow road out front due to the neighbor having a party of lots of guys over. Or they could put their tops back on and decide to wash off their cars in their bikinis in my front very short driveway where everyone on the street would have an excellent view. My next door neighbor used to occasionally wash her car off in her bikini. She was a bit distracting because the window next to my computer is right next to her driveway. If you wanted more trouble you could have both girls put on very short jogging shorts and exercise by jogging down the road and a couple of miles away from a mostly female college. Then the strippers could ask the guy if they could have a party with a number of college girls they met. Drinking is involved and before you know it, he is hauled off to jail when the police arrive due to underage drinking. Feel free to use any ideas I give out.
Casualguy- You are giving me some pleasantly fun memories of my old neighbor, back when I still lived in the Chicago suburbs, as she used to sunbathe nude, only I could watch her from the window, and being I was a teenager then, that was fun. Better yet, I wonder if she ever caught on, because she would do that every summer, at least until they moved.
haha good idea, did this club have a DJ or any music?