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Comments by Dudester (page 66)

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    15 years ago
    The horror...the horror!
    Actually, it's a tie It had to be the very wrinkled 60 year old plus stripper who made her presence known by coming up from behind me and grabbing my crotch. YIKES !!! She was wearing a dominatrix type costume. After getting a lapper from a real cutie, I realized she was no older than 14 (might've been 12 or 13[make up-hair gel]). Right at that moment, her mother tried to arrange some OTC action for the three of us. I was saved by a college aged cutie who pulled me out of there.
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    15 years ago
    Marge Simpson makes cover of Playboy
    casualguy has a point. There are a number of internet models being ignored. However, one thing about the playmates for the past 15-20 years is that, for the most part, they come from upper middle class homes, which is why they can afford the bolt ons, and fancy makeup, etc. There are a number of very attractive girls working in fast food joints, restaurants, and in offices. There are even some real lookers in trailer parks. They're all being ignored in favor of the doctor's daughter, or architect's daughter, who are looking for their 15 minutes of fame. Thing is, most of them aren't really looking to work hard for it. Take a girl from a working class home, and she might have a work ethic, as opposed to a spoiled brat, who hasn't wanted for anything in her life.
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    15 years ago
    Marge Simpson makes cover of Playboy
    I started having access to bunnymags in 1968/69, but had full access to them starting in 1974 (I knew a shop that sold to kids). My first crush was 1974 PMOY Marilyn Lange, who had some real curves and natural hanging DD's. Back then, bunnymag was a cutting edge magazine with interesting articles and beautiful interesting women. In 1982, bunnymag reached it's peak when Tanya Roberts did a nude spread to accompany her appearance in Beastmaster. By then, though, the articles were becoming elitest-the magazine was losing touch with it's blue collar roots. A long slow sad decline began. By the 1990's, the stock centerfold was a blonde with surgically altered tits, month after month after month. As the new century dawned, the mag's writers remained rooted in 1968, unaware that the public had moved to center right. One of bunnymag's biggest blunders was to fully endorse a now discredited writer (then professor) who launched a full frontal assault on the second amendment. When complaining letters filled bunnymag's mail center, the magazine's response was to tell the objectors that the magazine "fully endorsed" the writer and had thrown away the letters of the objectors. Wow, imagine that-telling your customers to go get fucked (not in a good way). Within a year, bunnymag was complaining that subscriptions were way down (gee, I wonder why?). Now, in 2009, the magazine is resorting to "implied nudity" from a cartoon figure. This is quite sad, figuring just how important this magazine once was. The biggest problem the magazine has is that most of the staff is female. Although a near total female staff would be a good idea in a strip club, it's not a good thing in a magazine. A men's magazine should have things that interest men-(natural)naked women and articles about classic cars, guns, and sex. Since bunnymag is staffed and written by women, with couples in mind, the magazine will continue to decline. Most likely, it will die when it's founder dies.
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    15 years ago
    dallas702
    Wandering
    How perverted are you?
    More importantly, does a bear shit in the woods?
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    15 years ago
    Dancer Sucking on her Thumb
    When Tiffany Walker was a porn star, she easily passed for a 13-14 year old. She used to suck on her thumb when she was getting pounded. It made her look younger than she was.
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    15 years ago
    Do you have any routine strip club lies?
    I tell them that I'm a garbage service dispatcher. No one cares about a garbage company dispatcher. It ends questions rather quick.
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    15 years ago
    judyjudy
    Michigan
    bartering
    Disclaimer: This happened before the law was changed and it was legal (1987). I was at a SC and had just run out of money when a 16 year old was introduced on her birthday night. She was a goddess and I would've kicked myself had I not gone up. I just had to tip her. I had my checkbook with me, so I wrote a check for 5.00 and went up to the stage to give it to her.
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Unshaven pussy's
    I've never liked full chewbaccas, even when they were the norm in the 1970's. As a dozen strippers, and half a dozen ex's, have found out, I'm quite the expert at DATY. I prefer a clean field of work for the same reason that women prefer to kiss a cleanly shaven man.
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    15 years ago
    Which Celeb Would You Like To See In A SC?
    Actually, Miley is still 16, but I'll bet money that: A) She has given a few lappers in the past coupe of years B) When (not if) she plays a stripper, it'll be the best onscreen stripper we've ever seen.
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    15 years ago
    Which Celeb Would You Like To See In A SC?
    Madchen is hot. Good choice.
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Shape up or ship out...
    OTC Gal told me that months ago, St. James had shipped off several gals who had gained weight. She was concerned because even though she's skinny, she's got a very shapely (not bony) rear end.
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    15 years ago
    Ever had a threesome??
    He was EXTREMELY well hung (put most male porn stars to shame). She was curious.
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    15 years ago
    Ever had a threesome??
    When I was 20 and 21. First time, was my then GF and my ex's twin sister. Happened because of the insistence of my then GF, who regretted it. Second time was a kinky brother/sister duo. I was doing the girl. Her brother was sleeping in the same room. He woke up, and she wanted him to join in.
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Zack and Miri make a porno
    What I like about the gals in TPkD is that they're natural-there isn't an ounce of silicone to be found anywhere. Also, it's obvious that the movie was shot on a shoestring budget. Because of that, the movie was poorly shot. With a better budget, they could've afforded makeup for the actresses.
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Zack and Miri make a porno
    Yes, Shannon played Nadia. While you guys are in a downloading mood, check out the Schulmadchen series. There are 13 movies in all, with never ending nudity. I recommend parts 4,9, and 13. Also, check out Innocent Sally, starring Sharon Kelly. Lastly, check out The Pigkeeper's Daughter.
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Zack and Miri make a porno
    I have to open with this-my favorite film genre is the early 1980's T & A flicks. If you watch Zack & Miri, like any other prsent Hollyweird flick, the nudity is brief and played up for laughs. The early 80's T & A flicks had more nudity, the nude scenes were far longer, better lit, and played for eroticism and laughs at the same time. Watch Private Lessons (Sylvia Kristel) for proof. Who can forget Phoebe Cates' absolutely perfect breasts in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (BTW, the look of disgust on her face following the scene was because Judge Reinhold was actually jerking off in the bathroom[not pretending]).The only present movie that can compare is the first American Pie (Shannon Elizabeth).
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    15 years ago
    Rape isn't about sex . . .
    JABlake-you and I have locked horns before. First, I'm not a government lover, I'm a libertarian (quite the opposite). Second, you're really really pissed. Third, if I had my way on this site I'd give you a thirty day cooling off period. You're really pissed about something right now. Like how, I suggest you get some counseling to find out what is wrong with you.
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    15 years ago
    Weird questions dancers have asked you?
    About a dozen years ago, I got a couple of lappers from a cutie right before she went off duty. She asked if I wanted to go to her place to party. As I was leaving, I noticed she was meeting a van load of weird looking guys. Didn't know if she was hosting a gangbang, or if this was a set up. I declined.
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    15 years ago
    Stripping is a form of violence against women . . .
    This report reads exactly the report that came out ten years ago that read all sex is rape. It's just that a few words were changed. I have a sister who bought into that crap for a few years. I don't know who the man hater was who wrote this. I suspect it's one of those neutered males who strictly obeys his wife, and he eats only tofu and raw vegtables. He's 5'10" and weighs 115 pounds. Know the type?
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    15 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    Dating Strippers
    Day into night shes with me How sweet is her warm embrace Safe in the scent of jasmine So safe in her gold and lace Mornings I find, shes left me So cold so alone, but aware I try to escape, she finds me Oh run though I may, shes there, there, there, there, there... Luck is a lady whose smile is as cold as a stone Shell bring you things, many things you might never have known But when your die is cast shell have the final laugh at you Shell lock you in a duel, where you come out the fool Beware of the queen of spades Her black widows curse might find you yet Beware of a love that you will regret Her love means only your death Day into night shes with me Turn of a card, shes there The first time is free, you know But from now on, pay me, me, me, me, me... Beware of the queen of spades Her black widows curse might find you yet Beware of a love that you will regret Her love means only your death
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    15 years ago
    Girls, Girls, Girls and other uptime songs
    CQWERTY asked it's been awhile since I've heard Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" in a club. I wonder why? Dudester answers: I've been going to SC's for thirty years now. Although there have been gaps, I've noticed most club dj's play what's currently a hit, what's trendy. "Pour Some Sugar on Me", although perfect for a strip club, isn't about SC's. "Girls Girls, Girls" became a SC staple the second it came out. I actually haven't heard it in a SC in a while, unless the SC is running a special event. "Girls Girls, Girls" is only the second song, written exclusively about SC's to become a HUGE hit, with the other song being, the instrumental "The Stripper" (1960), which was still a SC staple into the early 1980's.
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    15 years ago
    stripclubspy
    Michigan
    "Everything I need to know, I learned in a Strip Club"
    My OTC gal and I are nearing six months together. This is the first significant relationship I've had in 20 years. I've learned to ignore certain things. I've learned not to be jealous. I've learned females are hard wired to lie and think they've accomplished something. I've learned females are emotionally immature, and yet they try to pretend they're not. I've learned females lack conviction and courage. I've also learned which hotels charge by the hour, and which places are actually strip clubs pretendiung not to be pharmacies.
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ever get caught doing extras?
    The night before Super Bowl 2004, I was in St. James and finally got a hot Asian I had been stalking. I convinced her to let me DATY. She was right at orgasm when five people walked in the room. Killed the mood. We made plans to meet again, but I never saw her again, so, 1) She was only in town for the bowl, and lied to me or 2) She got fired
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ever get a free(?) lap dance?
    A few years ago, I was at St. James on my birthday. I was talking to a blonde hottie. I told her it was my birthday and she asked to look at my driver's license. I showed her my license (she thought I was lying). When she realized I was telling the truth, she said "I'll have to give you a freebie." We went back to a back room and she actually gave me two, stopping because she was expecting "her guy".