Zack and Miri make a porno

avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I just downloaded this movie and watched it. It is a hilarious parody on the making of a porno. Remember porn star, Traci Lords? She is in it. A lot of nudity in it. There is even a small strip club scene. If foul language does not offend you, you will love it.

18 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for how
how
15 years ago
I was surprised there was not the typical "unrated director's cut" on video. This movie was originally NC-17, but Kevin Smith appealed and got the R.

It's pretty funny, but it also tries to be a sweet romantic comedy. That only partially works, since the subject matter is so crude. (Think I'm just saying it's "crude?" How about a scene in which the pornstar who loves anal is getting reamed, the cameraman is filming from below, and upon pullout, the earlier-discussed fact that she's been constipated makes itself evident...)
avatar for samsung1
samsung1
15 years ago
it also has seth rogen, one of my favorite actors. He is hilarious.

I don't remember the strip club scene? Can you refresh me on that?

I just remember the coffee shop sex and them getting the idea after going to their high school reunion. I wish I would not have deleted the movie because now I want to watch it again lol.
avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat
15 years ago
Sam, they go into a totally nude club to recruit actress's for the film.
avatar for samsung1
samsung1
15 years ago
Thanks, I did a search online and found this article
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsbur…

"Club Erotica -- cast to type -- plays a strip club where Zack and Miri recruit one of their "actresses."
The reviews for the club on tuscl are mediocre though.

avatar for chandler
chandler
15 years ago
"You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it."

Good movie.
avatar for samsung1
samsung1
15 years ago
haha chandler, I vaguely remember that quote. Damn I need to download this movie again.
avatar for casualguy
casualguy
15 years ago
I saw some porn parodies on youtube. If you search for Peanuts without the letter t or peanus, then you'll probably find them. I believe the guy who played Lex Luther in the tv series "smallville" is in them. I believe youtube censors have their hands full deleting or flagging all the porn people keep uploading onto youtube. I don't mind seeing naked women but I don't care for most of the rest of the stuff. If you want to learn about doing breast exams, there are videos for that as well. Breasts are shown. I believe I could do breast exams on strippers but that would take a lot longer and focus on some breast tissue areas I don't usually bother touching. The other day I was thinking one dancer had a rather hard and lumpy feeling breast implant. I did not say anything. I thought it was her implant.
avatar for Dudester
Dudester
15 years ago
I have to open with this-my favorite film genre is the early 1980's T & A flicks. If you watch Zack & Miri, like any other prsent Hollyweird flick, the nudity is brief and played up for laughs. The early 80's T & A flicks had more nudity, the nude scenes were far longer, better lit, and played for eroticism and laughs at the same time. Watch Private Lessons (Sylvia Kristel) for proof. Who can forget Phoebe Cates' absolutely perfect breasts in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (BTW, the look of disgust on her face following the scene was because Judge Reinhold was actually jerking off in the bathroom[not pretending]).The only present movie that can compare is the first American Pie (Shannon Elizabeth).
avatar for how
how
15 years ago
Dudester, you are so right about "Private Lessons." Sylvia's slow teasing strip is a serious boner-bringer.
avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat
15 years ago
I am going to revisit Fast Times. It is downloading now. Struck out on finding Private Lessons.

Dudester, I have all of the "American Pie" movies. What part did Shannon Elizabeth play? I'm guessing Nadia.
avatar for Dudester
Dudester
15 years ago
Yes, Shannon played Nadia.

While you guys are in a downloading mood, check out the Schulmadchen series. There are 13 movies in all, with never ending nudity. I recommend parts 4,9, and 13.

Also, check out Innocent Sally, starring Sharon Kelly. Lastly, check out The Pigkeeper's Daughter.
avatar for how
how
15 years ago
"The Pigkeeper's Daughter?" That's some low-rent trash right there. Erotic movies should have some attractive ladies, but TPkD does not.
avatar for Dudester
Dudester
15 years ago
What I like about the gals in TPkD is that they're natural-there isn't an ounce of silicone to be found anywhere. Also, it's obvious that the movie was shot on a shoestring budget. Because of that, the movie was poorly shot. With a better budget, they could've afforded makeup for the actresses.
avatar for hornytoad085
hornytoad085
15 years ago
horndogs be aware there is no nudity by traci lords in this movie, just another actress (or two)

harmless comedy, definitely had its moments but i would say orgazmo was slightly better, as was "nacktschnecken" (austrian version of the same kind of movie, can be pulled off of bittorrent depending on seeders)
avatar for chandler
chandler
15 years ago
Traci Lords keeping her clothes on is probably a blessing at this stage. Isn't watching 'Zack and Miri' for the nudity sort of missing the point? I mean, some movies are so bad that a little glimpse of tit is all they're worth, but this one is actually good.
avatar for uscue13
uscue13
15 years ago
TPkD had two lookers in it. I don't remember their roles, but I liked them alot. The All-American Girl with Debbie Church - that's one for the ages
avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat
15 years ago
Here is another porn icon from the past. Ron Jeromy did a small part in National Lampoons "Stoned Aged". Funny movie.
avatar for how
how
15 years ago
Ron J; a/k/a "The Hedgehog." Most fitting nickname ... ever?
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now