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14 years ago
Get it right Joe. The timeline of MJ's death covered most of a night. As much of a figurative pain in the butt as he was, I think I might've given him a lethal dose just to make him go away.
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14 years ago
She's just Madonna redux-a younger version. Still, I would pay a premium rate for a lapper from her.
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14 years ago
For decades, I was a Cowboy fan, but after realizing that the games are fixed, I lost interest.
After visiting Dallas, I found it wanting. Houston is the largest city in the US without zoning. Dallas, on the other hand, is all about zoning. During my visit, I found it difficult to get a sandwich and soda at 3 a.m. It's all about zoning.
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14 years ago
Boogie Fever- The Silvers
Last Dance-Donna Summer
Don't Stop Me Now-Queen
Holding Out for a Hero-Bonnie Tyler
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14 years ago
She sounds like my first ATF. We really clicked. It was a GREAT 2 years, then she suddenly bugged out on me, changing her phone number, address, and club.
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14 years ago
Of recent, there have been a number of actresses who wanted to play strippers, but they didn't want to strip. Miley will break that trend. We'll be seeing "a lot" of her in the future.
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14 years ago
I saw one gal at Dolls, about five years ago, who had that Barbie Doll with G cups (natural) thing working. She was a busy and popular gal. She suddenly left the club, but I heard that she was trying to get into porn.
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14 years ago
I prefer that they be barefoot or in sneakers myself. Only in heels IF she's in a cocktail dress or fancy gown.
The Marine Corps, focused on it's infantry, is fanatical about foot health. Because it's instinct for me, I cringe when I see heels.
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14 years ago
Feds hitting strip clubs in Seattle and Portland, and now Rhode Island.
How's that hopey changey thing working for ya ?
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14 years ago
I was in my early 20's when the stripper did that to me. I had, earlier than that, won a few fights by kicking a guy in the nuts. After the stripper, I learned that it hurts, far worse, to have them yanked on. On one occasion I used the knowledge to add insult to injury, but on the second occasion used the knowledge to win a fight I was about to lose.
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14 years ago
What an asshole. They shouldn't put him in a "country club" prison, or minimum security. They should put him in general population in a poorly supervised prison so that he can become somebody's bitch.
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14 years ago
I'm not subtle. Happened to me once. Said "OW" and pulled her hand away.
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14 years ago
Move on. Best yet, don't text her to tell her it's over. If she texts or calls you, ignore the text and don't take the call.
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14 years ago
I don't show up at work on my days off, so why would a dancer?
A few years ago, when I decided to part ways with my second ATF (but not the club), I made a point of being there when she wasn't (I knew her schedule-she went to school). Still, she kept showing up. Somewhere in the club, there was a spy. Finally, the breaking point came at Thanksgiving. She actually left her two boys (ages 8 and 4), boyfriend, and mother (at the Thanksgiving table), to try to get me in the back room.
I had decided to part ways with her because she had gone from putting out to just being a tease. When she asked if we could go in the back, I asked her if we were both going to get naked. When she said no, I said "no sale, please go away".
It's not just the customers who are pathetic.
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14 years ago
Please send a copy of this law to every Rep in the House and every Senator. Obama lama ding dong likes regulation. This is regulation I can get behind.
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14 years ago
Oedipus, schmoedipus, if thine eye offends thee.....
Then there is the opposite-Elektra, and I'm talking about the daughter of Agamemmnon, not the assassin.
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14 years ago
George, I think you just hit her funny bone-one of those-it was hilarious at the time moments. I did make a stripper lose it once.
Due to space constraints, for a time, we had to share office space with a trio of travel agents. When I was the only guy working in the office the agents would launch into graphic discussions. One day, one of them talked about her vagina itching.
The stripper nearly busted a rib laughing.
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14 years ago
I'd go with the slow and sensual myself, but like George, I like to explore. I do find a parallel with girls who readily offer me their nipples and those open to extras. Those who maneuver their nipples away are only open to HJ's, BJ's, or no extras only.
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14 years ago
As noted on this board, it was the feds that went after the Seattle clubs, and now the Portland clubs. Other clubs are coming under the local spotlight, but what move is next for the feds ? And, as a libertarian, whose fucking business is it if two consenting adults agree to a sexual act for a fee ? Local hypocrite politicians "are shocked, shocked", to find that sex is going on in a sexually oriented business.
I'm taking a deep breath, lest I launch into a tirade about S...... uh, never mind.
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14 years ago
It is said that truth is stranger than fiction.
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14 years ago
That's the pole dancing we'll be seeing in the Olympics (hangs head in disappointment, sighs deeply).
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14 years ago
Adding to Sinclair, some places are hallowed ground. Cowboy's stadium, recently imploded, was very much hallowed ground, considering the legendary feats pulled off there-time and again.
A) Why do you destroy something functional?
B) Didn't it dawn on anyone in Dallas that considering the legendary feats of Roger "the Dodger" Staubach, and the Doomsday defense, that Dallas Stadium was hallowed ground?
The Houston Astrodome was considered "the eighth wonder of the world" because it was the original domed stadium. The dome has been vacant for a decade now because the football and baseball teams now play elsewhere.
Some people, including me, have been trying to save it. Houston's big trend is to tear down it's history. The dome didn't have anywhere near the amount of legendary feats that Dallas stadium did. I've always felt that it would be the ultimate concert venue as Houston is the most difficult city to see a rock concert in. People here don't understand the value of easy parking and non scalped tickets.
A decision will be made towards the end of the year. Either the dome will be imploded, or it will be turned into a Planetarium/movie studio/conference center. I hope for the latter.
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14 years ago
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.
As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"
The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."
Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!" After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!" Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"
A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"
The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."
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14 years ago
WHY ARE YOU NOT MARRIED?
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
It gives my mother something to live for.
I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss America.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
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Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home to tell me he would be late – again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon’s quarters and they had to police the area.
I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial.
My husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained, “Kathy, Dirty Magazines means the clips from their rifles had not been properly cleaned.â€
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Like any mother, I worried when my son joined the Marines. But later on, when I asked him how things were going, he put my mind at ease.
"Let me put it this way, Mom," he said. "Living with you prepared me for boot camp."
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My wife, Dolores, never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room and asked to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension in the band rehearsal hall. "He can be reached at 4700, ma'am," the soldier advised.
With a sigh of exasperation, my wife responded, "And just what time is that?"
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14 years ago
I've worn glasses for nearly 40 years now. I'm not a fan of the Stevie.
My fave part of the lapper is when I'm sucking a nipple, finger in her panties, playing with her clit, she's moaning and her abdomen is shaking.
At that point, I know I got her. FS on the way.