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Q. What's the difference between a joke and two dicks up the ass?

A. A stripper can't take a joke.

OK, this is off topic since there is no stripper connection. But the very thought of Jeff Bezos sending a woman a dick pic blows my mind. And his wife is going to…

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Q. Why do strippers get wet when you talk to them?

A. Because you spit when you talk.

Q. What do you get when you cross a stripper with an AK-47?

A. A sexual assault rifle.

Q. What did the stripper do when she was asked if her cup was half full or half empty?

A. She got a boob job.

Q. What do strippers put behind their ears to attract men?

A. Their ankles.

Q. What did the leper say to the stripper?

A. "Keep the tip."

Q. What did one of a stripper's legs say to the other?

A. "Between you and me, we could make a lot of money."