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A proposed combination beer pong, strip bar and gun park

"There is no place for gun owners to shoot, drink and watch strippers while playing beer pong." http://planetjh.com/2014/12/02/redneck-perspective-if-you-build-it-they-will-drink/ Warning: Satire may be involved.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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Cou D'Etit? Cheetah's owner fights license revocation

I've always suspected that this was the true reason for strip club raids. http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2014/nov/30/sdqt-cheetahs/#

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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Don't get Tied Up with Sugar Babies

Fantasy Date With Twins Turns Sour for Manhattan Man, 84 http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/27/nyregion/fantasy-date-with-twins-turns-sour-for-man-84.html?emc=edit_ur_20141127&nl=nyregion&nlid=54831734&_r=0

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Want to Play with Lego Strippers?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/25/youll-never-be-able-to-unsee-this-unofficial-lego-sexy-strip-club-set-sorry-4961502/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Titsgiving--My Favorite Holiday

Let's all celebrate Titsgiving and Festivus this year. ndiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/11/24/minneapolis-strip-clubs-tasteless-thanksgiving-ad-draws-planned-nov-26-protest-157987

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Trial begins for Anchorage man accused of killing girlfriend

http://www.adn.com/article/20141120/trial-begins-anchorage-man-accused-killing-girlfriend The defendant appears to have been upset about nothing: "... the state’s first witness -- Karen Bennett, another friend whom Reid apparently called “mom” -- was at the strip club and bar that night, too. She said Miftari appeared agitated.…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Embezzler spent most of $400,000 on strippers

He belongs in the Embezzlers Hall of Fame. http://www.expressnews.com/news/local/crime/article/Embezzler-spent-most-of-400-000-on-strippers-5903725.php

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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Strippers at center of Sacramento murder trial

When you have a story about strippers and murder, you know that criminal masterminds were involved: http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article4025082.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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Is this the Best Strip Club Name?

Double D Ranch is the name of a new strip club. Of course, “Double D Ranch stands for dinner and dancing.” http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/royal-palm-beach/new-strip-club-double-d-ranch-set-to-open-in-royal-palm-beach-concerns-nearby-residents-shoppers

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Woman attacked with high-heeled shoe at Myrtle Beach strip club, police say

Ban all stripper shoes! http://www.counton2.com/story/27419693/woman-attacked-with-high-heeled-shoe-at-myrtle-beach-strip-club-police-say

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 2

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Strip club busted for after hours parties

The best thing about this story of an Oklahoma strip club is the picture of the club. The club is what we in the civilized parts of the nation call a a barn. http://www.kswo.com/story/27400357/strip-club-busted-for-after-hours-parties

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Was he majoring in animal husbandry?

Fresno State Student Was Stressed Out Over Midterms So He Fucked A Sheep. Yes, A SHEEP. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/fresno-state-student-banged-sheep/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Sex is very low on a woman's list of priorities: A good night's sleep, money and

Why am I not surprised? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2834951/Sex-low-woman-s-list-priorities-good-night-s-sleep-money-technology-preference-making-love.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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2AM Consequences

Man who killed outside NE Portland strip club gets 15 years http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/11/man_who_shot_killed_outside_no.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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JANET JACKSON WILL STRAIGHT-UP DEFLOWER DUDES WITH MID-CONCERT LAP DANCES

http://www.playboy.com/articles/janet-jackson-on-stage-lap-dance?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Facebook_Janet

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Persistence

"Energy and persistence conquer all things." - Benjamin Franklin In September a dancer I'll call Sansa treated me very disrespectfully. I had been seeing her regularly for 8 or 10 months and had been spending a lot of money on…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 30

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The Other Side of Stephen Hawking: Strippers, Aliens, and Disturbing Abuse Claim

"Hawking is also said to be a big fan of strip clubs." Of course he is. He's the smartest man in the world. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/06/the-other-side-of-stephen-hawking-strippers-aliens-and-disturbing-abuse-claims.html?via=newsletter&source=CSAfternoon

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Midnight Run

At midnight last night I was driving to a strip club. If you know me, you will be surprised. I'm a dude in his 60's who typically arrives at a club around 1PM, spends a few hours drinking and admiring…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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Molly Shattuck, Ex-Ravens Cheerleader, Indicted For Having Sex With A 15 Year-Ol

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/ravens-cheerleader-molly-shattuck/ We need to protect our 15-year-old boys from such horrible crimes!

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Argentinian teacher suspended after sex video with student, 16, was posted on Wh

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/teacher-suspended-sex-video-student-posted-whatsapp-article-1.1997562

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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NYC strip club client pays dancer to get rid of Geno Smith Halloween costume

Take it off! Take it off! http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/nyc-strip-club-client-pays-dancer-rid-geno-smith-halloween-costume-article-1.1997657

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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What I learned in strip clubs

"Go inside the world of four traveling strippers, who leave their homes in order to chase more profitable prospects. "This is Life with Lisa Ling: Road Strip" airs Sunday, November 2, at 10 p.m. ET/PT. " It sounds like this show…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Great Moments in PL History

I had a great moment in PL history this morning. A stripper called me because her boyfriend need gas to go to work and neither of them had any money. She asked me to meet the boyfriend at…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 21

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drunken sexual debauchery

"drunken sexual debauchery" is a great phrase, occurring in a story about a strip club owner convicted of perjury. The phrase would correctly describe my latest strip club visit. Would it describe yours? http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/former-strip-club-owner-sentenced-to-prison-for-perjury-b99380727z1-280810322.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Feds: Scam paid for strippers, lavish home, lifestyle

These thieves seem to have had a successful business, but they also stole from their clients. Maybe the strippers' influence rubbed off on them. http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/feds-scam-paid-for-strippers-lavish-home-lifestyle-1.393189

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1
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