Posts by jackslash

Q. Why is a stripper's pussy like the weather? A. Because when it gets wet it's time to go inside.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3e8na/why-being-a-lesbian-stripper-is-harder-than-you-might-think

Q. Why is a stripper like a computer? A. You don't really appreciate either of them until they go down on you.

What I want to know is how to get into her class. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5959945/23-year-old-teacher-accused-having-sex-student-charges-dismissed.html

Q: How does a stripper say goodbye? A: "I'll be right back."

https://nypost.com/2018/07/14/off-duty-corrections-officer-threatened-stripper-with-gun-cops/

Q. What do you call a stripper with an opinion? A. Wrong. Q. What do you call a Chinese stripper with an opinion? A. Wong.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5953857/Paraplegic-man-ordered-exotic-dancer-demanded-sex-zip-tied-tasered-refused.html

https://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/07/ex-dentist_associates_funneled_millions_of_dirty_m.html

Q. Did you hear about the stripper who had opportunities to become pregnant by 5 different men? A. She blew them all.

Q. Why are strippers like a broken soda machine? A. Because they don't work and they take your money.

Q. How did the stripper find out her boyfriend was cheating on her? A. She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.