Posts by jackslash

Who knew that Koko the gorilla was a member of TUSCL? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6658791/Koko-legendary-sign-language-gorilla-NIPPLE-FETISH.html

Because we care more about strip clubs than the Super Bowl. https://thecomeback.com/nfl/atlanta-super-bowl-strip-club-stories-hacks-printers-deodorant-texas.html

Q. Why did the stripper die when she went to a bar with a chemist? A. The chemist said, "I'll have H2O." The stripper said, "I'll have H2O too."

Q. How cold is it in Detroit? A. It's so cold that strippers are putting their hands in their own pockets. Q. On the coldest day of the year, why did all the strippers stand in a corner of…

Somebody already posted the story of this middle-aged PL and his stripper girlfriend, but I couldn't find the thread. This article gives more details about them. It sounds much like the story of many men on this forum,…

Q. When did the stripper realize she had been raped OTC? A. When the check bounced.

"In a news release posted to his website outlining his bill, Padden said: “There’s nothing funny about dwarf-tossing,” Padden said. “It ridicules and demeans people with dwarfism, and causes others to think of them as objects of public amusement. Even…

Q. If a stripper was being beaten by five men, would you jump in to help? A. No. Five should be enough.

Why don't we have Straya Day in America? Why won't strippers drink out of my didgeridoo? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636623/Stripper-slammed-drinking-beer-didgeridoo-Australia-Day.html

Q. What would you get if a stripper offered to do anything for $500? A. My house painted.

Q. How did the PL feel when the stripper died in the middle of giving him oral sex? A. It was a bit of a blow.

Q. How did the stripper feel when she learned her favorite customer always used Viagra? A. She took it really hard.