Discussions

I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper:

dailymail.co.uk

Q. Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car?

A. Because I remember putting two in there yesterday.

Q. Why was my ATF annoyed with me?

A. Because I took her to a burger place when she said she was craving Five Guys.

Q. How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof?

A. It depends on how thin you slice them.

"A sloshed stripper chucked two pool balls at her boss’ face — busting the woman’s nose — because she was fired from an Oklahoma City jiggle joint, according to cops who arrested her."

nypost.com

Q. What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her?

A. "Whew! I'm glad you woke up. I thought I gave you too large a dose."

A man walks into a shop in Chinatown in San Francisco. He sees a striking statue of a rat and buys it.

Walking down the street he starts seeing rats coming out of buildings and…

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a speed bump?

A. You should slow down when you drive over a speed bump.

A guy walks into a bar, and yells, "Lawyers are cocksuckers!"

Another man in the man yells, "I resent that."

The guy says, "You're a lawyer, huh?"

The man replies, "No, I'm a cocksucker."