Discussions

Q. What's the best way to stop sex trafficking?

A. Take away strippers' cars.

You sure you want a sugar baby?

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Q. What did the stripper say when I asked her if I was the only one she had been with.

A. "Yes. All the others were nines and tens."

She could always dance in West Virginia.

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Q. Why is a stripper like a cigarette?

A. Because you want to get her lit and then put her butt in your mouth.

Q. Why will a stripper have sex with you?

A. Because you're stronger than her.

Q. Why is it wrong to perform medical experiments on animals?

A. Because there are plenty of strippers available.

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Q. What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into money?

A. He met a stripper named Penny.