Discussions

“There were too many strippers to count,” he writes. “It wasn’t a big deal, but often I would pay them. I never thought less of them.”

I could say the same thing.

nydailynews.com

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a book?

A. You can shut a book up.

It's sad when innocent coconuts are used as deadly weapons.

news3lv.com

Q. What do you want most in an ATF?

A. Your dick.

Q. If you saw a man beating a stripper with a baseball bat, would you jump in to help?
A. No. It sounds like he has it all under control.

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ktsm.com

Q. What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker?

A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.

Q. Why is a stripper like instant coffee?

A. They're both useless unless they're wet.

Q. Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical?

A. Because if a baby appears, you disappear.