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A guy walks into a bar, and yells, "Lawyers are cocksuckers!" Another man in the man yells, "I resent that." The guy says, "You're a lawyer, huh?" The man replies, "No, I'm a cocksucker."

“There were too many strippers to count,” he writes. “It wasn’t a big deal, but often I would pay them. I never thought less of them.” I could say the same thing. https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ny-lamar-odom-memoir-sex-addict-2000-women-strippers-20190515-zi5fatzbejcgpceea5sbbcvzpy-story.html

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a book? A. You can shut a book up.

It's sad when innocent coconuts are used as deadly weapons. https://news3lv.com/news/offbeat/woman-charged-for-alleged-coconut-assault-outside-of-florida-strip-club

Q. What do you want most in an ATF? A. Your dick.

Q. If you saw a man beating a stripper with a baseball bat, would you jump in to help? A. No. It sounds like he has it all under control. https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/suspect-officially-charged-in-deadly-baseball-attack-at-denver-strip-club

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Q. What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker? A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.

Q. Why is a stripper like instant coffee? A. They're both useless unless they're wet.