Discussions

Q. Why did the electrician boyfriend of the stripper get mad at her?

A. He found shorts in their bedroom.

"According to WYMT, both minors were employees of Blackburn's restaurant, Giovanni's pizza place, which plays Christian music and puts Bible verses on receipts."

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Q. Why was the stripper called "Coffee"?

A. She was hot, black and stained your pants.

Don't risk your career for lame Washington DC strip clubs.

Port Allen Catholic school principal resigns after arrest at strip club while on school field trip

Michael Comeau, the principal at Holy Family Catholic school in Port…

Q. What happened when the stripper got a toy poodle?

A. She killed it trying to put batteries in it.

Q. What can you do when your ATF agrees to being tied up in bed?

A. Make sure she keeps on her side of the bed and doesn't steal the covers.

Q. Why was the stripper lying naked in her coffin at her funeral?

A. She had wanted to be laid out the way most people would remember her.

"Ginger" is the best friend of my CF and so I often sit and drink with her and my CF in the club. Ginger has red hair and is in her late 20's.

The other…

Q. Why should you wear a camouflage colored condom when you fuck a stripper?

A. Because she can't laugh at what she can't see.