Posts by jackslash

"a former exotic dancer convicted 25 years ago of a killing a man inside a Chicopee motel room by bashing him in the head with a toilet lid." And the man had wanted to die with dignity. https://www.masslive.com/news/2019/02/mass-parole-board-votes-to-release-woman-convicted-of-1994-murder-in-chicopee-motel.html

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why do men have orgasms? A. So strippers will…

I recently joined a Facebook group run by a British man. One of his rules was "NO WIND-UP MERCHANTS. (WUMs)." I had no idea what he was talking about, and so I consulted the Urban Dictionary: "It refers to…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between a stripper…

Q. What happens if a stripper dies while you are fucking her? A. You save $50.

I used to work in downtown Detroit and it's nice to see that area coming back. Legend's strip club is not far from Capitol Park. https://www.freep.com/story/money/business/john-gallagher/2019/02/17/capitol-park-detroit/2880113002/

Q. What is the difference between onions and strippers? A. You cry when you cut up an onion.

He was kicked out "after he was unable to pay his tab for five Bud Lights, worth $26.25." https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/largo-man-took-hatchet-to-strip-club-after-he-was-kicked-out/1784693228

Q. What's it called when a PL has sex with a dead stripper? A. Cracking open a cold one.

She is playing a stripper in her next movie. She's pretty hot for a woman who turns 50 this year. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-jennifer-lopez-is-taking-pole-dancing-lessons.html/

Q. What happened when the West Virginia stripper said, "Daddy, pass the gravy." A. Her dad, her uncle, her cousin, and her brother all reached for it at the same time.

Q. What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF? A. "Your money's on the table." Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a PL? A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day. Q.…