Q. Why did the Japanese stripper get excited on November 8? A. She heard it was erection day.
Q: What do you call a stripper with one leg? A: Eileen
Q: What do you call a Japanese stripper with one leg? A: Irene
Q. Why do Japanese strippers have small tits? A. Their parents taught them that only A's are acceptable.


Q. Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese stripper? A. You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the message.