Discussions

Q. What do strippers and my glasses have in common? A. I like them sitting on my face.

Q. What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix? A. "I think it's time to hit the sack."

San Antonio police have a lot of problems involving strip clubs. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2019/12/11/officer-suspended-after-botched-domestic-violence-call-at-strip-club-involving-sapd-detective/

Q. What are the 3 unwritten rules of strip clubbing? A. 1. 2. 3.

Charmed (formerly Chix on Dix) was broken into and robbed of $10,000. I'm shocked. How could that club ever make $10,000? https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/633553

I wonder if I should re-evaluate my relationships with strippers. "When Michael McNew met exotic dancer Jennifer Morrissey at a strip club in 2013, the two quickly struck up a bond, despite their 30-year age difference.…

Q. What should you do if a stripper pulls a knife on you? A. Pull out two slices of bread. Her womanly instincts will take over and she'll make you a sandwich.

I get the feeling that Australia is the Florida of the British Commonwealth. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7768429/Ice-addicted-stripper-26-pleads-guilty-trafficking-meth-giving-birth-bars.html

I asked this Muslim stripper if she wanted to get stoned. I never saw a girl run away so fast.