Posts by jackslash

Don't risk your career for lame Washington DC strip clubs. Port Allen Catholic school principal resigns after arrest at strip club while on school field trip Michael Comeau, the principal at Holy Family Catholic school in Port Allen and an educator who…

Q. What happened when the stripper got a toy poodle? A. She killed it trying to put batteries in it.

Q. What can you do when your ATF agrees to being tied up in bed? A. Make sure she keeps on her side of the bed and doesn't steal the covers.

Q. Why was the stripper lying naked in her coffin at her funeral? A. She had wanted to be laid out the way most people would remember her.

"Ginger" is the best friend of my CF and so I often sit and drink with her and my CF in the club. Ginger has red hair and is in her late 20's. The other day, after I had been…

Q. Why should you wear a camouflage colored condom when you fuck a stripper? A. Because she can't laugh at what she can't see.

Q. What's the best way to stop sex trafficking? A. Take away strippers' cars.

You sure you want a sugar baby? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072291/Reality-TV-alum-went-sugar-daddy-date-man-died-says-thought-drunk.html

Q. What did the stripper say when I asked her if I was the only one she had been with. A. "Yes. All the others were nines and tens."

She could always dance in West Virginia. https://www.phillyvoice.com/south-strip-club-philly-exotic-dancer-lost-teeth-brawl-win-court/

Q. Why is a stripper like a cigarette? A. Because you want to get her lit and then put her butt in your mouth.

Q. Why will a stripper have sex with you? A. Because you're stronger than her.