Fire at Memphis strip club was an inside job, police say

Two old strip club owners, Izzy and Tony, run into each other in Miami.

Tony asks, "How come you're down here?"

Izzy says, "Well, my strip club burned down and I took the insurance money and retired to Miami."

Tony says, "That's quite a coincidence. My strip club was destroyed by a flood and I took the insurance money and retired to Miami."

Izzy says, "That is a coincidence. My only question is, how do you start a flood?"