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Q. Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy? A. You have to pay for it before you lick it.
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"Investigators found crimes of prostitution, drug trafficking and illegal use of food stamps at the strip club. A judge later ordered the Harem to be shut down. The attorney for Clay spoke on her behalf, saying Clay is an addict…
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"They didn't go quietly, however, prompting doormen to get involved. Before the women were out of the club, Martinez walked back to the bar area and yelled at the bartender, saying she was a loser for working in a strip…
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Q. Why is a penny like a stripper? A. Because it's two-faced, worthless and in everybody's pants.
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I don't think it's right to have strip clubs in Washington, DC. The politicians will give strippers a bad name. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/a-dc-strip-club-reopens-to-a-changed-neighborhood--of-high-end-condos-and-artisanal-toast/2018/06/25/ada12c7e-6e53-11e8-bf86-a2351b5ece99_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.9bfdf6b6a854
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Q Did you hear about the new stripper paint? A It's not very bright, but it's cheap and easy to spread.
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Q Why is a strip club customer like a savings account? A Without a lot of money he doesn't generate much interest.
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Proof that politics makes strange bedfellows. https://www.politicususa.com/2018/06/22/in-age-of-trump-evangelicals-back-self-styled-top-u-s-pimp.html
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Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're not good for much, but it always brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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"An Ealing strip club will be shut down after dancers were found to be touching clients, attempting to perform sex acts with them and offering to spend the whole night with them for extra cash." Why do they make that seem…
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" Usually when a top comes off at a strip club it’s expected —but not so on June 13. That’s when a tornado hit along Mundy Street, causing devastating damage to established businesses, including Teasers Gentlemen’s Club." Check out the picture of…
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Q: How can you stop a stripper from lying to you? A: Use duct tape.
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https://www.essence.com/entertainment/aziah-zola-king-twitter-stripper-saga-coming-to-theater
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Q. Why is a stripper like a math textbook? A. Because they both have a lot of problems.
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This is what it's like to be married to a stripper--who is a clean dancer. Or so she claims. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/married-to-stripper_us_5b2946ece4b0f0b9e9a6050c
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Q. Why is a dream stripper like the square root of -100? A. Because she's a perfect 10 and completely imaginary.
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Q. Why are strippers like paleontologists? A. They both spend their working hours handling the bones of old fossils.
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A male teacher who had sex with underage females would get 20 years in prison. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5863139/Female-teacher-jailed-30-days-admitting-having-sex-three-students.html
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The Flight Club has been advertising Amateur Nights on Sundays. "The Original Amateur Night Cash prize every week 1st place $500 2nd place $250 3rd place $150 10 weeks starting May 13 Contest at 11:00PM Grand prize $20,000 Finals…
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Counselor is doing the teacher's job. https://nypost.com/2018/06/14/mom-busts-teen-son-in-bed-with-middle-school-counselor-cops/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180615&mpweb=755-7060481-711691148
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What do you think of his stripper on the side? https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2018/06/tristan-thompson-to-lani-blair-im-gonna-need-you-to-stop-being-a/
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http://www.informationng.com/2018/06/call-me-a-he-but-put-paid-in-front-of-it-stripper-says-as-she-shows-off-money-shes-made.html
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Always pay your dancer. https://www.mystatesman.com/news/crime--law/unpaid-dances-led-austin-strip-club-shooting-lawsuit-says/giEx5vrkwJR7LdpSFjuSzM/
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This is what I really want for Father's Day. https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/10/17445838/boring-company-flamethrower-elon-musk-tweets-party
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Even the New York Times writes about strip clubs. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/06/07/magazine/new-york-love-club-lust.html
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