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Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy?

Q. Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy? A. You have to pay for it before you lick it.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 4

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Former exotic dancer arrested following raid of The Harem sentenced to 3 years i

"Investigators found crimes of prostitution, drug trafficking and illegal use of food stamps at the strip club. A judge later ordered the Harem to be shut down. The attorney for Clay spoke on her behalf, saying Clay is an addict…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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Mother, daughter admit they started fight at strip club

"They didn't go quietly, however, prompting doormen to get involved. Before the women were out of the club, Martinez walked back to the bar area and yelled at the bartender, saying she was a loser for working in a strip…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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Why is a penny like a stripper?

Q. Why is a penny like a stripper? A. Because it's two-faced, worthless and in everybody's pants.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4

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A D.C. strip club reopens to a changed neighborhood — of high-end condos and art

I don't think it's right to have strip clubs in Washington, DC. The politicians will give strippers a bad name. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/a-dc-strip-club-reopens-to-a-changed-neighborhood--of-high-end-condos-and-artisanal-toast/2018/06/25/ada12c7e-6e53-11e8-bf86-a2351b5ece99_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.9bfdf6b6a854

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2

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Did you hear about the new stripper paint?

Q Did you hear about the new stripper paint? A It's not very bright, but it's cheap and easy to spread.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4

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Why is a strip club customer like a savings account?

Q Why is a strip club customer like a savings account? A Without a lot of money he doesn't generate much interest.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 2

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In age of Trump, evangelicals back self-styled top U.S. pimp

Proof that politics makes strange bedfellows. https://www.politicususa.com/2018/06/22/in-age-of-trump-evangelicals-back-self-styled-top-u-s-pimp.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 49

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Why are strippers like slinkies?

Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're not good for much, but it always brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 20

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Ealing strip club to be shut down after dancer tried to perform sex act on under

"An Ealing strip club will be shut down after dancers were found to be touching clients, attempting to perform sex acts with them and offering to spend the whole night with them for extra cash." Why do they make that seem…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 5

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With 30 out of work, tornado-hit Teasers Gentlemen’s Club hopes to reopen

" Usually when a top comes off at a strip club it’s expected —but not so on June 13. That’s when a tornado hit along Mundy Street, causing devastating damage to established businesses, including Teasers Gentlemen’s Club." Check out the picture of…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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How can you stop a stripper from lying to you?

Q: How can you stop a stripper from lying to you? A: Use duct tape.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3

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Remember That Crazy Twitter Tale About Zola The Stripper? It’s Officially Headin

https://www.essence.com/entertainment/aziah-zola-king-twitter-stripper-saga-coming-to-theater

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 7

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Why is a stripper like a math textbook?

Q. Why is a stripper like a math textbook? A. Because they both have a lot of problems.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 4

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I’m Married To A Stripper. This Is What It’s Like.

This is what it's like to be married to a stripper--who is a clean dancer. Or so she claims. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/married-to-stripper_us_5b2946ece4b0f0b9e9a6050c

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 23 18

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Why is a dream stripper like the square root of -100?

Q. Why is a dream stripper like the square root of -100? A. Because she's a perfect 10 and completely imaginary.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 24

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Why are strippers like paleontologists?

Q. Why are strippers like paleontologists? A. They both spend their working hours handling the bones of old fossils.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 6

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Female PE teacher, 36, who admitted to having sex with THREE underage male stude

A male teacher who had sex with underage females would get 20 years in prison. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5863139/Female-teacher-jailed-30-days-admitting-having-sex-three-students.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 9

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Amateur Night at the Flight Club

The Flight Club has been advertising Amateur Nights on Sundays. "The Original Amateur Night Cash prize every week 1st place $500 2nd place $250 3rd place $150 10 weeks starting May 13 Contest at 11:00PM Grand prize $20,000 Finals…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 17

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Mom busts teen son in bed with middle school counselor

Counselor is doing the teacher's job. https://nypost.com/2018/06/14/mom-busts-teen-son-in-bed-with-middle-school-counselor-cops/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180615&mpweb=755-7060481-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 10

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Tristan Thompson to Lani Blair: I'm Gonna Need You to Stop Being a Stripper

What do you think of his stripper on the side? https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2018/06/tristan-thompson-to-lani-blair-im-gonna-need-you-to-stop-being-a/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 10

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“CALL ME A H*E BUT PUT ‘PAID’ IN FRONT OF IT” – STRIPPER SAYS AS SHE SHOWS OFF M

http://www.informationng.com/2018/06/call-me-a-he-but-put-paid-in-front-of-it-stripper-says-as-she-shows-off-money-shes-made.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 10

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Unpaid dances led to Austin strip club shooting, lawsuit says

Always pay your dancer. https://www.mystatesman.com/news/crime--law/unpaid-dances-led-austin-strip-club-shooting-lawsuit-says/giEx5vrkwJR7LdpSFjuSzM/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2

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OT: I HAVE A BORING COMPANY NOT-A-FLAMETHROWER

This is what I really want for Father's Day. https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/10/17445838/boring-company-flamethrower-elon-musk-tweets-party

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 3

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SHOWER STYLE: MAKING IT RAIN AT CLUB LUST

Even the New York Times writes about strip clubs. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/06/07/magazine/new-york-love-club-lust.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3
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