Why are strippers like slinkies?

20 comments

• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Lol! One of my favorite jokes ever! It’s also a pretty good description of the usefulness of some strippers.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  LOL Spit my coffee on that one.
• loper

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  6 years ago

  Obviously some people here have a love/hate relationship with strippers, sounds more like hate. I'd save that joke for politicians or lawyers, personally.
• stripfighter

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  6 years ago

  wow
• Lofn

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  6 years ago

  Aaaand here's a good example of that casual misogyny I was talking about a few weeks back. Definitely keep it up if you want all PLs and no dancers participating in TUSCL discussions.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ Aaaand here's a good example of that casual bitch that want's to play in the boys locker room but refuses to let us have our fun,SMH !!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  It’s a joke - that’s all it is. Nobody is recommending kicking a stripper down a flight of stairs! First off - it’s messy - and stripper heels make a mess of drywall - and forget about the cracks they cause in plaster...
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @Cashman that one above is an example of one of those SW girls from the other thread that has the SW persona confused with reality. In other words she’s nuckin futs!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  TwentyFive - she doesn’t share our sense of humor either. Why are some strippers like a bad case of diarrhea? They are a pain in the ass, they are hard to get rid of, they can leave you dehydrated (and sore), and they can cause you to stain your shorts... That’s not a joke - just a listing of the effects of getting too close to a stripper.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ I not only agree but with her attitude I question her motives for posting here.
• NinaBambina

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  6 years ago

  "Aaaand here's a good example of that casual bitch that want's to play in the boys locker room but refuses to let us have our fun,SMH !!" How is what she said a refusal to let you have fun? Did what she said in any way preclude you from having fun, or hinder your fun in any way? You are free to proceed.
• rogertex

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  6 years ago

  All right kids no fightin on Sundays. Here's a clean one: Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church ... . . . . ... everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Rogertex - that’s a great joke! It’s true too.
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  These guys dont need to stop "locker [view link]"(which , contrary to what some old men may think, is not a pre requisite to be a man) for the purposes of inclusivity. The whole point of addressing "locker room talk" i.e misogyny, is to ensure its inherent flaws and.problems so that it does not occur in ANY context. @25 im sorry but you keep implying that such talk is necessary to foster an environment suitable for men, which I, and many other men, disagree with.
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  Lol, fuck em if they can't take a joke.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @Nicole you should take heed of the fact, I have never considered pushing any woman down a flight of steps, sometimes a joke is just a joke, in this case it was kinda funny, because it a cartoon so to speak, like I said if you can’t deal with the towel smacks stay out of the locker room.
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  It's no worse than, "When God created man, she was only kidding."
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I hope these jokes aren’t interpreted as in any way condoning misogyny. They are jokes. They aren’t any sort of requirement for men to have a conversation. I’m surprised that I had to provide any level of clarification. The initial slinky joke is one where many names could be inserted (masculine or feminine) and it would remain a joke - that’s all it is.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^Actually, Cash TheeOSU was correct if they can’t take a joke fuck em.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I'd rather fuck them if they can take a joke.