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Q. Did you hear about the stripper who had opportunities to become pregnant by 5 different men? A. She blew them all.
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Q. Why are strippers like a broken soda machine? A. Because they don't work and they take your money.
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Q. How did the stripper find out her boyfriend was cheating on her? A. She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
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I had vowed to myself not to post any more Stormy Daniels stories, but this one is worth reading. https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/07/10/my-night-with-stormy-daniels/
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Q. What can a stripper do to prevent domestic violence? A. Shut the fuck up.
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Technology will kill us all. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5937087/Video-footage-captures-awkward-moment-furious-woman-catches-boyfriend-strip-club.html
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Q. When a stripper gets married, why does her fiance insist she wear white? A. He wants his dishwasher to match his stove and refrigerator.
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Q. Why is porn better than strippers? A. You can put porn on mute.
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The club is Big Earl's Goldmine, which has to be one of the best strip club names. A good place for gold diggers. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2018/07/07/stormy-daniels-des-moines-iowa-big-earls-goldmine-strip-club-donald-trump/761390002/
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Q. What did the dentist say when he examined a stripper? A. "You have the nicest set of teeth I could ever hope to come across."
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He's not the only one making fun of Cleveland strip clubs. http://www.cleveland19.com/story/38588073/tosho-makes-fun-of-cleveland-strip-club
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Q. What is the difference between a stripper and a Porsche? A. You wouldn't lend your Porsche out to a friend.
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She looks like wife material to me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5924333/Former-escort-Gabi-Grecko-says-shes-inspired-Cardi-B-launches-rap-career.html
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Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a strip club customer? A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
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Q. What is the difference between a stripper and the wind? A. Some days the wind doesn't blow.
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Q. What's the difference between strip club customers and eggs? A. Eggs get laid.
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"Once she saw the amount of money she could make with a stripping job, she messaged the prison after her 4 am shift at the club saying that she had resigned. “This is definitely more lucrative. I wasn’t on the…
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Let this be your lesson in how to make it rain. http://www.tsmplug.com/boxing/video-american-boxer-adrien-broner-throws-heaps-of-money-on-strippers-at-miami-nightclub/
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Q. What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say? A. "I'll take English Literature for $1000, Alex."
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Q. What do you call a stripper with no clitoris? A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.
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Q. Why are strippers like clouds? A. Eventually they go away and it's a nice day.
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Q. Why are strippers like rocks? A. You skip the flat ones.
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https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/harlan-ellison-dead-dies-star-trek-1202861048/
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Q. What did the leper say to the stripper? A. "Keep the tip."
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http://www.citypages.com/news/last-call-at-bjs-a-last-of-its-kind-minneapolis-strip-club/486605261
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