Remember That Crazy Twitter Tale About Zola The Stripper? It’s Officially Headin

I knew this story had been discussed here. Shadowcat is getting his wish.

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Juice tweeted about going to play poker, then a strip club to eat some strippers ass, then hanging out in a Circle K parking lot at 3am munching on chackin torpedos. When’s someone going to make a movie out of that?

“chackin torpedoes”

Brilliant! How do they differ from chackin fangers?

One man's adventure to go cross country from NC to Vegas to fulfill his dreams of professional poker stardom with chacken fingers and stripper ass eaten in every state.

I'd watch that.

It’s usually shredded chicken and cheese wrapped in a fried tortilla kinda like an egg roll. They’re usually on the rollers with the hot dogs in c-stores like 711. Probably been sitting there for 3 days. Juice loves those things, especially the ones with jalapeños in them so when he farts he catches his underwear on fire.

Here’s the closest photo I could find. Some places call them tornadoes.

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Didn’t Hunter S. Thompson write about that already? Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas?

Yeah there was a part 2 of that book, it’s main character “Juice” ate too much as a Chinese buffet and then farted on an attendant at mamisans AMP.