Another Phone Call from my ATF

17 comments

• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Yes. Ron will be eternally grateful and will probably build you that new deck you've been wanting.
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  jack, You've been here since December of 2007 and you even asked that? Funny joke! :)
• Corvus

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  12 years ago

  Sounds to me like an opportunity for Christie to earn some of your money. Much more fun than loaning it to her.
• 2ndScoop

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  12 years ago

  ROFL...Good joke! Really needed that after a mad Thanksgiving. JIC you were serious...if she makes you a great offer and you collect in full before the $ is provided go for it. She's just a piece of ass and your just a mark to her. Long as we are talking disposable $ within your budget and you leverage her offer into something you don't normally receive enjoy! Just don't ever get attached...it's business, a conquest nothing more.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  I'm surprised that you are not down there bailing him out yourself. :)
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  If she's any good at stripping, she already has tons of cash in her safe. She just wants her money to be hers, and your money to be hers.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Text her that you hope Bubba and Ron have a wonderful time together in jail. :)
• stenton1

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  12 years ago

  Hell no! She's more than likely lying to you, and even if it is true, ask yourself if the felon would give her money to bail you out of jail? The answer is hell no!!! Tell her to tell him not to drop the soap!!
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  I'd call this a good earning opportunity for her. ;)
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  Yeah, I never seriously considered giving her the money. In fact, I resent Ron because she (presumably) is giving him sex for free. But now I'm sitting in my house eating my Thanksgiving leftovers and he's sitting in jail. I'll call it karma.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Ron sounds like stripper boyfriend material. Leave him on his own. He'll be just fine. If you did bail him out, he would just fuck your stripped afterward while the two of them laughed their ass off about what an idiot you were for doing it! Good luck! (Playing along with the joke. This was a good one.)
• MADDOG_ROMEO

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  12 years ago

  Keep it moving...time for a new ATF
• Player11

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  12 years ago

  First of all I would not give a hoot about Ron being in jail. As a matter of fact its probably in your best interest he remains there. I would consider something like that a break quite frankly. What gall she has to call you with something like that. Bail the guy she is giving free pussy to out of jail - whats in it for you? I would use it as an opportunity (assuming her crying is not just an act) to get some cheap pussy at a discounted rate. Read my article about dealing with dancer drama. Do not give handouts or advances. Only pay for services rendered. Remember, she is a whore whose only care about you is to get your money. You don't want to be some PL they constantly play to get free money. When back at club, don't take dances with her. Let her know if she wants some more money out of you (in a polite way) your going to need to have some pussy, itc or otc.
• rh48hr

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  12 years ago

  Jack - good decision on not giving her money. I learned this lesson with an ex-girlfriend - only loan what you can afford not to be repaid back. She kept insisting she will pay me back, I am still waiting. cflock - that is a great story on calling her bluff. I am so glad I have not run into these con artist yet (knock on wood). Player - Good article - Surprised there were not any responses to it. I'm getting ready to embark on my first OTC experience next week so I am looking out for all of the drama and hustle.
• Papi_Chulo

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  12 years ago

  If you were the one needing to get bailed out, would she be crying to Ronnie to pay to bail you out?
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  ".... and works some kind of construction job" Should have been the first clue this was a joke. A BF with a job?
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  hey hey hey, I'm a boyfriend and I have a job. Just not in construction. What does ronnie have to do with you again. I know this a joke, but seeing simps like that really makes me sad. Cflock, if a girl ever did that to me, I'd help her along right over to bank roll over there.