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The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes... Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in) Joe- huh Neighbor- it smells like dead fish Joe- wow! I…
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Oooooooh hell yeaaaa! I had a very cool waitress tonite! She was telling me a story about how she found a snake in her brother's house. She was demonstrating how she jumped up on the couch when she saw the…
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The quirkiest dancer I ever met was thin with a medium sized boob job. One of the boobs dropped but the other had not so her boobs were lopsided. She always wore fake eye lashes that she glued on herself.…
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"This is where it all started. Come on in and have fun. Everyone is welcome, but don't piss off the bouncer." ^^^ i just read this... lmfao founder! Who is the bouncer though? Any nominations for bouncer if there is none yet?
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The past few years I have greatly improved my diet. I have refined it again recently. Mostly I eat raw fruits and veggies, and some chicken. I had to shit today and stopped by a McDonald's and I could hardly…
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Did anyone ever try to write a check for a lapdance?
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Have you ever been ejected from a club? If so What happened? Was Alcohol involved? If not, do you have a story of seeing someone kicked out of a club?
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I just met this old man that when I asked him how he is doing he said, "I am vertical and taking in nourishment so I can't complain. I am still ugly though and they haven't found a cure for…
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I stopped at a 7 11 today and spend a couple dollars on a snack. I paid cash and the woman short changed me about 50 cents. She even said the amount she gsve me back while handing it to…
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They were slow so they had it comming...
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I Have a State Farm agent who I have been with for years. He is a great guy and has helped me in some sticky insurance situations. He is growing and has more office assistants to help him keep up…
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Apparently someone decided to walk into a strip club with a baseball bat and start swinging on Sunday Afternoon. https://kdvr.com/2019/04/28/multiple-people-injured-during-assault-at-denver-strip-club/
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Any more good ideas for shitter fun?
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Today I was waiting in traffic because of an accident. I had the window down and I started hearing yelling as another car was passing me. At first I thought they were excited or jamming out but when they passed…
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I have recently lost some weight. I had to drill new holes in my belt. I don't like wearing a belt to the club and all my pants fall down without one. I guess I will have to go pantless
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Yes or no I think fishnets are sexy as hell. I usually wear button up shirts to the club. If a dancer is wearing fishnets I usually need to unbotton my shurt because buttons sometimes get stuck in fishnets and can…
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One of mine was when I had just tipped a dancer on an stage and she picked up the dollar with her ass. Right then I received a text from a buddy that said, "Ever wonder if that dollar bill…
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Nicespice fools them all with her mad driving skills. https://youtu.be/zCQ-etiFyho
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How long do you think it will be until we end up having a total cashless socoety. The reason I ask is a good friend of mine is ex military and pays a lot of attention to that kind of thing.…
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Making your way in the world today Takes everything you got Taking a break from all your worries It sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You want…
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I rarely drink soda any more but, I remember a few of these failed sodas. Which ones do you remember? https://amp.businessinsider.com/soda-brands-dont-exist-anymore-2017#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s The one I remember the most was Crystal Pepsi. I had a friend that got pissed when they discontinued it. He…
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What is your favorite kind of dog? What kind of dog do you have? if you own one. I don't currently have a dog, but I like the bulldog family. I used to have a white American Bull Dog. He…
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My friends kid (18 yrs old) asked me why I was dressed the way I was, then told me I look stupid... He was wearing a pink bunny suit at the time... His dad and I started taking pics of him…
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Back story. One of my friends is a business associate who is a millennial around 30 years old. Within the past year he has really started to get his shit together. He has done some seo. He has created a…
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Wal-Mart... Wally World King Soopers... King Stupids
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