Nicknames for Businesses

McFucks

Burger Quier

The Plumbers Crack

*Macky D’s =McDonald’s
*civ-iss (sort of like civic but there is an s sound at the end) for CVS
*well fartgo (Wells Fargo)

Albertsons...Albert sons buttcrack

What a burger....What a shitty burger

Burger King....Booger King

Auntie Annes....Auntie Annes Vagina

Sizzlers instead of Sizzler

the obvious whole paycheck

Target....Targhe

Taco Hell for Taco Bell. Craplebees for Applebees.

Target - Targhe Boutique

Jack in the Box - Jack in the Crack

Home Depot - Home Cheapo, and Home Dumpo

I heard of Ho Depot haha

I used to ask a Taco Bell owner when he was going to change that B to an H on the sign out front