Ot: Positive People

crazyjoe
Colorado
I just met this old man that when I asked him how he is doing he said, "I am vertical and taking in nourishment so I can't complain. I am still ugly though and they haven't found a cure for that yet. They do tell me that if I pull down my pants and walk backwards that I would be a lot more handsome."

That shit is funny as hell... lmfao

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  • Nidan111
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    5 years ago
    Excellent!
  • nicespice
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    5 years ago
    Lol
  • gSteph
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    5 years ago
    Had a step brother (w/cancer) who would say "I'm on the right side of the lawn", wish he still was.
  • MackTruck
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    5 years ago
    There was an older guy I used to do work for and if you told him to have a good day he would way, I already did, I woke up this morning. I miss that old bugger
  • rl27
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    5 years ago
    One time this really old dude at the table next to me said quite loudly when a dancer asked how he was doing, "I still get hard watching hot barely dressed women dance sexily on stage, so I must be doing good."
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