Comments by crazyjoe (page 20)

Wick is a cool dog

I agree, this rant is funny even with being sober

@ RickDugan. What do you mean? I have no idea what you are talking about? Please explain

lol

I thought it was funny but I am sure the suit did not see the humor in the scenario... haha

The best time I can recall cock blocking a whale was one time I was at a local Denver club when I went to a stage where the hottest dancer in the club was. I sat down and put two $1 bills on the rail and noticed the dancer over talking to a guy in a suit and tie who had two $20 bills laying on the rail. I was about to get up and move on but she came over to me. I had a good conversation with her. I kept going to her stages and got a couple dances from her. Would have gotten more but she kept disappearing in the back after she agreed to give dances and not coming out until she was on stage again. She was pretty drunk. She seemed to enjoy talking to me so whenever I went to her stage I kept putting $2 down and the guy in the suit kept putting down $40. She would go take his money and come over to me and spend most of her set talking to me. The suit was pissed. She was talking shit about him the whole time.

Glad you are doing well! One night I was planning on going to my usual club and for some reason did not. I remember being too tired to stay out late and I woke up in the morning to and learned there was a shooting and someone died at my usual club. I felt fortunate I did not go. I also remember the first time I was in Dallas, I went to BabyDolls and the next morning someone had left another club there and was chasing another patron they had an altercation with and was shooting at them while driving down the freeway. I was on that same freeway at around that time, probably a few minutes before them. Definitely scary

I recently read the book "Unfuck Yourself" woo

I agree with the op. I have noticed more dancers in my area on there and most have no contributions other than maybe a photo or two. Some may have set up an account and got distracted doing something else and forgot about it, or lost their password etc. Some may think they can put up a profile and it will automatically get them business. I have noticed some dancers get on here and only post stuff that says look at me! I am dancing in this town or view my pics you have to pay for without contributing anything meaningful to this site. Dancers like Nicespice have made very valuable contributions imo to this site and given good value in dancer perspective and this will always be reciprocated. Some miss the point that you need to add value to others.

Why use socks when you have perfectly good pants

Interesting observation. My thoughts would be it may compare to someone who has worked in the food service industry is more likely to tip bar tenders and waitresses better because they understand what is involved. Vs someone who may have been to a restaurant and enjoyed the services but has no clue. Part of this may come from ego on guys part who have "dated a stripper" thinking they can do the same thing again with another dancer with ease. And thinking they got one dancer and so the rest should bow down to them.

You crack me up bro

Remember when Juice used to bring cucumbers to the club?

Hmm hard to choose, If I were a cat and had 9 lives I would probably only have about 3 or less left. The one that stands out happened while driving. It may be difficult to paint the picture accurately but I will give it a try... Where I used to live there was a curvy and sort of hilly 2 lane road with fairly wide shoulders to get there. I drove thos way every day for about 10 years or so. On one of the curves you were going down hill going into the curve and there was a narrow short bridge in the curve. Even after driving this road for years I never noticed a small dirt roar that went to the left just before the bridge until one day there was a big truck stopped waiting to turn left onto it. There was a tractor trailer coming in the opposite direction. I was driving an older 1 ton truck with a trailer and had some weight on it, but I was not loaded to capacity and my windows down. I had not had the truck long and I am figuring out right now the brakes were not as good as they could be ( pre antilock and not the proper brake pads). I was on the brakes hard but I was not going to get stopped in time, especially with the extra weight and the fact that I was going down hill. My tires were screeching and and I would have probably hit the stopped truck at between 40 and 50 mph (concrete truck with a thick steel bumper that would not be going anywhere if I hit it). I looked at the oncoming semi truck coming my way and made a split second decision to try the single dumbest driving maneuver ever. I jerked the steering wheel to the left and passed the stopped truck o steady of hitting it. I jerked the wheel to the left again as I cleared the bridge and onto the shoulder. Once the trailer cleared the bridge I gave the steering wheel a hard right to drift it off to the left and I ended up swinging the it to about a 45° angle on my left. Then a mother hard left to keep the trailer from hitting the drivers side of the truck. As I am doing this I looked in my passenger side mirror and I thought for sure the semi was going to hit the trailer. It missed by a few feet. At the same time I am hearing the semi's horn blaring at me. I got my vehicle under control and came to a stop safely on the wrong side of the road. I probably sat there at least 5 minutes. When I sort of regained my composure and my heart was not jumping out of my chest I realized I did not have my seatbelt on. Surprisingly I still had on clean underwear after all that.

Keep eating pussy! It is low calorie

Girls with pets are awesome! 😝 Snakes are cool also. I prefer not having a snake that could kill you in your sleep though.

Juice is da mane

Lol, funny stuff 🤣

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