Got some good ass belly wubbing out of it. Thought I had OTC dog walk wined up but then she threw my chew toy 🦴 in the wiver. I just had to get it. When I came back to give it to her she wasn’t there. So possible fwaky wip off bitch but ass smelled gweat. Got to sweep on her big boob, gweat pillow HIGH MILEAGE.
Yo wick stop bringing her dead squirrels and she just might be a little less flaky. And you should you even be talking like this? Your just a little pup pup.
Puppy, you are starting to express your inner rickness. Good!
Next time you meet up with this Spice girl tell her that what you want - what you really, really want - is to do it barnacle style. If she says yes then you have hit peak rickness.
Despite being a high level rick I have no idea what doing it barnacle style is. The barnacle is a rick of many mysteries and he has never explained it. However, the whole point is to get Spicegirl to agree to the barnacle style. If you can do that you’re a true rick!
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SJG
Next time you meet up with this Spice girl tell her that what you want - what you really, really want - is to do it barnacle style. If she says yes then you have hit peak rickness.
Despite being a high level rick I have no idea what doing it barnacle style is. The barnacle is a rick of many mysteries and he has never explained it. However, the whole point is to get Spicegirl to agree to the barnacle style. If you can do that you’re a true rick!
ROAR!!!
SJG