Met up with Nicespice wast night
WickThePuppyI take humpin wegs out of the cwub ...on a discount!
Got some good ass belly wubbing out of it. Thought I had OTC dog walk wined up but then she threw my chew toy 🦴 in the wiver. I just had to get it. When I came back to give it to her she wasn’t there. So possible fwaky wip off bitch but ass smelled gweat. Got to sweep on her big boob, gweat pillow HIGH MILEAGE.
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last commentLmfao! You dirty dog you! You are learning the ropes
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Watch out, I would not suggest getting involved with any of the Ricks.
SJG
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Yo wick stop bringing her dead squirrels and she just might be a little less flaky. And you should you even be talking like this? Your just a little pup pup.
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Wick is such a good boy. Next time you should hang out with me and SirLap. We Filipinos ❤️❤️ dogs.
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Yum yum
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Fricasseed, with a little Worcestershire sauce, no doubt. 😄🤪
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Wick is a cool dog
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@nicespice Good idea but the little bitch is too small at the moment. 😂😂😂
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Wick should post a few reviews - just in case other dogs are looking for action. A high mileage wapper might not be easy to find.
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Puppy, you are starting to express your inner rickness. Good!
Next time you meet up with this Spice girl tell her that what you want - what you really, really want - is to do it barnacle style. If she says yes then you have hit peak rickness.
Despite being a high level rick I have no idea what doing it barnacle style is. The barnacle is a rick of many mysteries and he has never explained it. However, the whole point is to get Spicegirl to agree to the barnacle style. If you can do that you’re a true rick!
ROAR!!!
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Woof wood good boy
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Woof wood, not wood wood
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Dam auto correct
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Fuck you mackie
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Wood wood data what Mack gets when tinking about this doggie
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I wish I could live like a Rick, just doing and then thinking about the consequences later. Kinda like Donald Trump.
SJG
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