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Met up with Nicespice wast night

WickThePuppy
I take humpin wegs out of the cwub ...on a discount!
Got some good ass belly wubbing out of it. Thought I had OTC dog walk wined up but then she threw my chew toy 🦴 in the wiver. I just had to get it. When I came back to give it to her she wasn’t there. So possible fwaky wip off bitch but ass smelled gweat. Got to sweep on her big boob, gweat pillow HIGH MILEAGE.

17 comments

  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    Lmfao! You dirty dog you! You are learning the ropes
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    👍
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    Watch out, I would not suggest getting involved with any of the Ricks.

    SJG
  • Muddy
    5 years ago
    Yo wick stop bringing her dead squirrels and she just might be a little less flaky. And you should you even be talking like this? Your just a little pup pup.
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    Wick is such a good boy. Next time you should hang out with me and SirLap. We Filipinos ❤️❤️ dogs.
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    Yum yum
  • ATACdawg
    5 years ago
    Fricasseed, with a little Worcestershire sauce, no doubt. 😄🤪
  • crazyjoe
    5 years ago
    Wick is a cool dog
  • SirLapdancealot
    5 years ago
    @nicespice Good idea but the little bitch is too small at the moment. 😂😂😂
  • Cashman1234
    5 years ago
    Wick should post a few reviews - just in case other dogs are looking for action. A high mileage wapper might not be easy to find.
  • rickthelion
    5 years ago
    Puppy, you are starting to express your inner rickness. Good!

    Next time you meet up with this Spice girl tell her that what you want - what you really, really want - is to do it barnacle style. If she says yes then you have hit peak rickness.

    Despite being a high level rick I have no idea what doing it barnacle style is. The barnacle is a rick of many mysteries and he has never explained it. However, the whole point is to get Spicegirl to agree to the barnacle style. If you can do that you’re a true rick!

    ROAR!!!
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    Woof wood good boy
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    Woof wood, not wood wood
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    Dam auto correct
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    Fuck you mackie
  • MockTruck
    5 years ago
    Wood wood data what Mack gets when tinking about this doggie
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    I wish I could live like a Rick, just doing and then thinking about the consequences later. Kinda like Donald Trump.

    SJG
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