First they came in their sock while watching porn in the bedroom, but you have never used a sock so you do not care ....
Then, they came in the bathtub while using a wash cloth, but you never wash with a cloth so you do not care...
Then, they came in their pants at the closest strip club while a big booty, big jugged hottie grinded away on their lap ... now you fucking care .... AND THAT IS HOW THE LDK CONCEPT was born!
LMAO this is hilarious 😁
@cc9. Damn, how could I forget that?! 😂
Lap Dancing used to mean lap sitting, not LDKing. And it was all front room. FRMOS were not universal, but they were common.
When booths and back rooms came in, I still preferred AMPs. Not for Happy Ending, but for FS, and usually it becoming GFA (Girl Friend Audition).
Never really thought much of the LDK types of clubs. When faced with that, I've found that it works really well to substitute DATY.
SJG
^^^^^And this is how you can tell this fucker hasn't been in a strip club in over a decade.
I can LDK in the front room of Sapphire in Vegas with 300 other folks surrounding me. You gonna be able to pull off DATY in the same spot? Without being beat the fuck up by the bouncers?
As for the topic, never did cum in the tub using a washcloth lol. But I did the sock thing, learned that from American Pie in 1999 and thought it was hilarious yet worked well surprisingly.
I didn't know if you were in the shower or bathtub that you were supposed to use anything lol.
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LOL!
Mister TFP, you really do have some sort of a problem.
My life is private. When I post something, it will have 4 corners. I suggest you learn to stay within those 4 corners.
I have never claimed to have been at this Sapphire Room in Vegas.
I have been in clubs where front room LDKing would be fine.
I have been in clubs which are strict no touching.
I have been in clubs where LDKing is common, but always in dance booths.
I have been in clubs where front room DATYing is common, as are lots of other things.
I have been in clubs where DATYing is impossible.
And I have been in clubs where DATYing is only in the dance booths.
Your head must have been rung so many times colliding with my privacy wall that you really are severely brain damaged.
Rather than taking a chance on more skull strikes, I suggest that you learn to read within the 4 corners of my posts, rather than trying to probe beyond that.
SJG
Heh. So many 'alledged' skull strikes, and yet I still have the ability to get to strip clubs, TJ, and let my 'privacy wall' down and meet real life people.
I agree with others that your privacy wall sucks donkey balls.
TFP, I do not negotiate my privacy. And you have no idea what I do and don't do with real life people.
Stay within the four corners of my posts, or you really are risking more skull impacts with my privacy wall.
Being of steel and concrete, sound is dampened.
But if your skull strikes it, your skull will ring out like a bell.
SJG
My skull has not struck anything, foolish internet tough guy. I can do whatever I want with your posts, so fuck you and your four corners. Oh shit! Am I once again in danger of your privacy wall?? Whatever shall I do now??!!!
Oh I know. I'll just keep talking shit to you. You're a dumbass and this is fun for now.
@TFP LOL did you notice how san_jose_creep never denied that he hasn't been in over a decade.
His response was a deflection of that fact. Also it reminded him of his reality which is the fact that he's homeless and destitute and has not been to a strip club in over a decade. This really pisses him off so he goes in a rage against his accuser. LMAO when he says that you are bashing your head against his wall of "privacy", it's actually him beating his own head trying to forget and deny that he can't afford to go to strip clubs anymore. This is the root of his rage.
^ hasn't been to a strip club in over a decade.
Anyway @Nidan I tried but never came in a sock. Instead I used to dry hump a soft pillow and come in my underwear when I was too lazy to jerk off with lube. I think this is why I enjoy LDKs more than the average PL. Also I never tried a washcloth.
Ah, and the public library or wherever the fuck SJG gets his internet from must be closed. Guess we'll have to wait till tomorrow at 2pm for his next response.
Till tomorrow guys where we'll learn more about imaginary privacy walls, organizations that will never come to fruition, and front room makeout sessions that a lot of folks except him are experiencing. I can hardly wait!
TFP, you either respect the privacy of my f2f life, as evidenced by respecting the four corners of my posts, or you are placing your skull at risk.
And banter with an imbecile I have on ignore is not going to give you any protection.
SJG
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Why use socks when you have perfectly good pants
What about onesies? Then it’s sort of like a sock and pants at the same time.
Lol SJG you're too funny. I don't need any protection from an imaginary privacy wall. I'll banter with whoever I want with not a fuck given what you think about it. We will talk shit about your insane ass till this forum is shut down or you shut the fuck up. I'm not banking on either happening so get used to it.
Dammit, I need a onsies now!
That will be my new club attire
You forgot cumming in a tissue, which you never used for sneezing anyway so you don't care.